The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Strangelove]

Clayton Keller is a much more dynamic player than IIHF Big Ice Nylander. You are as dumb as Dubas if you think otherwise

Nylander beats Keller in every stat with much less TOI, including 1 minute avg less PP per game.

psssst... Keller played in Arizona.

[Strangelove]

You guys gotta watch some of this!

"$116 million Canadian?? IS HE NUTS!!!"

[Madcombinepilot]

Lol.. it's funny watching the media start to turn on marner.. almost like they are being directed or something...

[Strangelove]

Lol.. it's funny watching the media start to turn on marner.. almost like they are being directed or something...

Leaves fans are about ready for a lynching!

[Cousin Strawberry]

Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning

[Madcombinepilot]

Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning

O'Niel is the quintessential definition of EBL.

[Mickey107]

Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning

Good point!

[Topper]

Jeff Oneill is one of the dumber tv personalities on canadian television. I wonder who dresses him every morning

His grandmother Fred.

[Chef Boi RD]

Don’t worry, Lawrence Gilman has got this.

[Strangelove]

https://deanblundell.com/sports/nhl/map ... t-of-hand/

PAUL MARNER WANTS THE FOLLOWING FOR HIS SON MITCHELL:

1. Paul wants the crust cut off of all Mitch’s club sandwiches on the road

2. Paul wants Auston Matthews to re-tape Mitch’s sticks between periods

3. Paul wants the intro video before home games to only show Mitch highlights, doesn’t matter if they are from a previous season

4. Paul wants the team to all warm up in Mitch Marner jerseys each home game

5. Paul wants Mitch to average more ice time than Auston Matthews, even if it means Mitch takes a shift on defence

6. Paul wants Mitch to have a bowl of MnM peanuts in his locker at all times, and only the blue ones

7. Paul wants Mitch to be allowed to change his number before any game he chooses, just in case he feels like going Sundin or Gilmour for a night

8. Paul wants a translator to be hired for Mitch, to follow him around at all times, so he never has to answer to the media and can just pretend he doesn’t know English and speak directly to the translator only

9. Paul wants all Starbucks baristas to put “Mitch>Auston” on his pre-game coffee cups

10. If the Maple leaves get put out in the first round of the playoffs again, Paul Marner wants a coaching job next season

[SKYO]

DREGSTER:


Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.
($10.893M x 6 years)

DOMINOES

[Strangelove]

Marner extension with Toronto is 6 years, just shy of $11 mil aav.
($10.893M x 6 years)

3 Leaves in the top 5 of NHL forwards cap hits!!!

Matthews is slated to become a UFA at 26, Marner at 28.

McDave will be 29, Panarin and Tavares 34.

Matthews and Marner set records for most money + least # of UFA years given up!

Dufus won't be able to sit down for a month...

[Carl Yagro]

4 guys eating up over 50% of the cap.

Dumbass spending all that time "negotiating" only to get bent over again and again.

The rest of the league's GMs are rolling their eyes because not only are the Leaves fucking themselves over, it's created a terrible trend where all the RFAs are now going to get paid even more than is necessary.

...and people were saying Benning & Linden were neophytes? The Bennings have 50 years in the biz and at least Trev had business success in the real-world.

Shanny and Dumbass are completely overmatched. What the hell is genius capologist Gilman doing?

[Chef Boi RD]

Matthews will have 8 excellent years of hockey left in him when he becomes a UFA, in his prime years his late 20’s he will be lacing up in Arizona. LMAO!!!.

See you in Vancouver next year, Tyson Barrie, lol.

[Cousin Strawberry]

You'd think that collection of playoff no shows had actually won something...anything at all...to justify topping the league in payroll.

Heres top dollar boys...now get back out there and lose another first round series!