The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Hockey Widow]

I live on East Hastings now, at Campbell. It is pretty scary some days but during the day I feel somewhat safe. It is a sad part of town to live in. The Hasting’s Street bus is my main means of transportation and it is an experience. You have to add on 20 minutes for every trip due to the high volume of scooters, wheelchairs and walkers getting on and off. And the drunks and stoners are a constant treat. Not to mention the delays caused by the ever frequent emergency vehicles blocking the street.

But it’s home now. Get my booze at the Astoria. I’m the one buying 6 bottles of wine when everyone else is buying 1 can of beer!! And I’ve made a lot of friends. Everyone just wants to stop me and talk. I don’t always know what they’re talking about but I smile and nod anyway. And they sure like to sing at night. Or maybe it’s screaming.

In all seriousness, Blob, Dude, say hi next time!!

[Topper]

HW just game up her sources

[Hockey Widow]

HW just game up her sources

Oh fuck. What a slip up that was. LOL!!!

[Cousin Strawberry]

And I’ve made a lot of friends. Everyone just wants to stop me and talk. I don’t always know what they’re talking about but I smile and nod anyway.

Were you hitchhiking?

[Chef Boi RD]

HW let’s be clear about something, my time down there was over 40 years ago. Blobs time down there is now. He’s a regular at the Astoria, cashing his paycheques.

[Mickey107]

I live on East Hastings now, at Campbell.

[Hockey Widow]

HW let’s be clear about something, my time down there was over 40 years ago. Blobs time down there is now. He’s a regular at the Astoria, cashing his paycheques.

Well then, Blob and I must get a beer together sometime!!

[Strangelove]

And they sure like to sing at night. Or maybe it’s screaming.

LOL

[Chef Boi RD]

HW let’s be clear about something, my time down there was over 40 years ago. Blobs time down there is now. He’s a regular at the Astoria, cashing his paycheques.

Well then, Blob and I must get a beer together sometime!!

I believe Blob will want more than just a beer with you. The rooms at the Astoria for the likes of Blob are meant for one thing and one thing only.

[Strangelove]

Getting spanked?

[Cousin Strawberry]

HW let’s be clear about something, my time down there was over 40 years ago. Blobs time down there is now. He’s a regular at the Astoria, cashing his paycheques.

Well then, Blob and I must get a beer together sometime!!

I believe Blob will want more than just a beer with you. The rooms at the Astoria for the likes of Blob are meant for one thing and one thing only.

Blob would rather hammer that on the tailgate

[Chef Boi RD]

HW let’s be clear about something, my time down there was over 40 years ago. Blobs time down there is now. He’s a regular at the Astoria, cashing his paycheques.

Well then, Blob and I must get a beer together sometime!!

I believe Blob will want more than just a beer with you. The rooms at the Astoria for the likes of Blob are meant for one thing and one thing only.

Blob would rather hammer that on the tailgate

Not his style. More like a room with one 40 watt bulb on a pull string, a sink and a toilet in the same room, a flap, and a companion of some unearthly kind.

[Blob Mckenzie]

HW let’s be clear about something, my time down there was over 40 years ago. Blobs time down there is now. He’s a regular at the Astoria, cashing his paycheques.

More like 4 days ago. He has to wait until payday to bail Rosie Rottencrotch out of jail. They usually grab a flap of bump and a couple jugs of Royal Red and roll over to Oppenheimer Park most days.

[Chef Boi RD]

Hey HW when buying booze at the Astoria ask the clerk if he’s seen a guy resembling a short fat version of Tom Hanks with a bald spot, hairy upper arms that runs up over his shoulders and up his neck, with food in his teeth and white foam in the corners of his mouth, that’s Blob. I’m sure he can point him out for you

[Blob Mckenzie]

6 ft tall is now considered short.

WTF is your name ....Mëds?

The Dud will be in room 311 clonking around in his KISS boots and spandex with his wife beater. Picture a grubby, balding man with a Tim Hunter snout and constant nasal drip. His torso is like a boiled potatoe with four toothpicks protruding out for arms and legs. He has a wisp of a grey skullet, multiple chins and skin like Edward James Olmos. He likes to dance after he’s had his fix. He rides around town on a pedal bike with ape hangers and a back rocker that says Prospect, chanting Gillis!! Gillis! Gillis!