The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Zedlee]

Who or what is Luo?

[Mickey107]

Houston: We have....................yikes

[Cousin Strawberry]

Current Islanders gm and former laughs helmsman Luo Lamorello.

If Mitch doesnt get his mega deal I wonder if he will sit the season out or play bend over the dumbass like 7 million williom? Or will he go play a year for Davos? KHL?

Who doesnt love a good old fashioned fucking over of the maple laughs!

[Mickey107]

I can see Lou doin it Tuna. He could and would. Your right to be worried. Gonna lose Mitch.
Dooby gonna have to quick trade a couple to geterdun.

[Strangelove]

I'd rather waste a million on Nylander than 3 million on some 4th liner. You guys still don't get it...

Dumbass-licking Tuna says Shrilly Willy is overpaid by $1M... this means the little weenie must be overpaid by $3M.

BTW it's only when you achieve contender status that you need to be concerned about what your 4th liners make.

(and if they're old has-beens who are willing to sign for league minimum, you're screwed come playoffs)

[Strangelove]

Isles have less than 8 million left in cap space.

Isles have $8.7M in cap space and are presently talking to kneeless Ladd about permanent LTIR.

(8.7 + 5.5 = $14.2M)

Remember when you used to love Robidas Island?

Doesn't matter to me though, as a Leaf-hater I want the Leaves to keep Marner and overpay him...

[Blob Mckenzie]

Nylander’s contract isn’t that bad. I agree with UW in that he’s pretty equal to Ehlers and a 6 million dollar hit might be more palatable but 7 million a year isn’t a boat anchor for a young 60 point player.

Toronto should have signed Nylander earlier and cheaper. They should have tied Matthews up longer at that hit and they crapped the bed with Marner. Dubas has had a sketchy 12 months. Though as a Canuck fan whose manager has made several blunders with the cap in the past I don’t throw too many rocks at other teams.

[Strangelove]

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^Looks like ole Blobby has lost the plot of the Leaves thread.

Do you miss booze Blobby?

Mmmmmm... boooooooooze.

I'm sipping a martini as we speak, soooooo niiiiiiiice.

And it's good for you, thins the blood!

Thirsty buddy?

Anyhoo, Silly Willy has averaged just 55 points per 82 games!

Compare his contract and numbers to that of Pastrnak.

Lil Miss Nylander is overpaid by $3M easy...

[Blob Mckenzie]

Pasternak is underpaid big time. It’s one of the leagues best contracts.

If you throw out last year where he didn’t obviously get to play a whole season and train properly, Nylander had back to back 60 point seasons and he’s 23. That’s worth 6 million plus no matter how much we hate the leaves. UK made the comparison to Nik Ehlers and I think it’s an apt one.

Not missing booze a bit. I may cave on the weed soon though.

[Chef Boi RD]

Jakes $1.25 Million contract is one of the leagues best contracts.

Would Blobbee (if he was GM Boob-ass) trade Nylander for Virtanen in a one for one deal?

$7 million (7 goals) for $1.25 Million (15 goals)?

[Strangelove]

Fuck sakes Blob, both Ehlers and Nylander's contracts are horrific.

You don't get to throw anything out, the little punk trained hard in Sweden with AIK...

[Cousin Strawberry]

Not missing booze a bit. I may cave on the weed soon though.

Oh fuck ya i cant do that. I had to piss clean for work a few times which required a few weeks off.

Worst 3 days of my life

[Chef Boi RD]

Fuck sakes Blob, both Ehlers and Nylander's contracts are horrific.

Doc, I throw up every time I think of their contracts. Two softie perimeter players who are scared of playoff hockey (as seen in their playoff stats)

[Strangelove]

Mmmmmm... boooooooooze.

One little sip won't hurt ya Blobby!

[Blob Mckenzie]

Fuck sakes Blob, both Ehlers and Nylander's contracts are horrific.

Not really. I can think of lots of far shittier contracts.