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Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:16 pm Jimmy's team crushed Mikie's team.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:43 pm

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:39 pm Mike Gillis was fired April 9, 2014. He hasn’t worked in the NHL since. It’s now July 15, 2019

And you haven’t shut the fuck up about him since.

The ironing is delicious

Very true and funny as hell.

RD you need help with this hatred all things Gillis, combine that with your daily binge drinking and we are worried about you.

#itsallgillisfault

Reefer2 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:07 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:43 pm

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:39 pm Mike Gillis was fired April 9, 2014. He hasn’t worked in the NHL since. It’s now July 15, 2019

And you haven’t shut the fuck up about him since.

The ironing is delicious

Very true and funny as hell.

RD you need help with this hatred all things Gillis, combine that with your daily binge drinking and we are worried about you.

#itsallgillisfault

I wonder how many times a day Dude goes out to his station wagon and pounds back a few shots on the job.

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:13 am

Reefer2 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:07 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:43 pm

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:39 pm Mike Gillis was fired April 9, 2014. He hasn’t worked in the NHL since. It’s now July 15, 2019

And you haven’t shut the fuck up about him since.

The ironing is delicious

Very true and funny as hell.

RD you need help with this hatred all things Gillis, combine that with your daily binge drinking and we are worried about you.

#itsallgillisfault

I wonder how many times a day Dude goes out to his station wagon and pounds back a few shots on the job.

Dude strikes me as an onsite flasker. Just have to go to the truck for a minute...shots in the coffee mug.

Then pubs for lunch...not beer....double rye and ginger x4.

Later on likes to unwind on the couch and polish off a half sack while waiting for his old lady to finish up the chow

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:31 am

Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:16 pm Jimmy's team crushed Mikie's team.

I don't recall giving you permission to use my image/likeness.

But it is quite appropriate so..... I'll let it go. This time.

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:16 am
Dude strikes me as an onsite flasker. Just have to go to the truck for a minute...shots in the coffee mug.

Then pubs for lunch...not beer....double rye and ginger x4.

Later on likes to unwind on the couch and polish off a half sack while waiting for his old lady to finish up the chow

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:16 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:13 am

Reefer2 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:07 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:43 pm

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:39 pm Mike Gillis was fired April 9, 2014. He hasn’t worked in the NHL since. It’s now July 15, 2019

And you haven’t shut the fuck up about him since.

The ironing is delicious

Very true and funny as hell.

RD you need help with this hatred all things Gillis, combine that with your daily binge drinking and we are worried about you.

#itsallgillisfault

I wonder how many times a day Dude goes out to his station wagon and pounds back a few shots on the job.

Dude strikes me as an onsite flasker. Just have to go to the truck for a minute...shots in the coffee mug.

Then pubs for lunch...not beer....double rye and ginger x4.

Later on likes to unwind on the couch and polish off a half sack while waiting for his old lady to finish up the chow

I can see him getting home from work pickled and just ornery with everyone. His wife says “it’s Gillis isn’t it”?

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:47 am

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:16 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:13 am

Reefer2 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:07 am

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:43 pm

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:39 pm Mike Gillis was fired April 9, 2014. He hasn’t worked in the NHL since. It’s now July 15, 2019

And you haven’t shut the fuck up about him since.

The ironing is delicious

Very true and funny as hell.

RD you need help with this hatred all things Gillis, combine that with your daily binge drinking and we are worried about you.

#itsallgillisfault

I wonder how many times a day Dude goes out to his station wagon and pounds back a few shots on the job.

Dude strikes me as an onsite flasker. Just have to go to the truck for a minute...shots in the coffee mug.

Then pubs for lunch...not beer....double rye and ginger x4.

Later on likes to unwind on the couch and polish off a half sack while waiting for his old lady to finish up the chow

I can see him getting home from work pickled and just ornery with everyone. His wife says “it’s Gillis isn’t it”?

She takes one look at him staggering in with food all over his shirt and runs for her bag of willie nelson and the sherry

Lol Dude weaving around the kitchen in his wife beater with ketchup stains and shaking his fist at Gillis. Starts punching the pillows, yells at the mother in law, chews out the East Indian neighbor... and dives headfirst into a 40 pounder of Canadian Club wrapped in a paper bag and listening to Steely Dan. “Fuck you UDL, Fuck you Blob”

I’m watching Moneyball drinking cranberry, soda and vodka.

As usual, Blob and his wingman way wrong.

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:49 pm I’m watching Moneyball drinking cranberry, soda and vodka.

As usual, Blob and his wingman way wrong.

With mustard stains all over your food baby

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:00 pm

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:49 pm I’m watching Moneyball drinking cranberry, soda and vodka.

As usual, Blob and his wingman way wrong.

With mustard stains all over your food baby

I’m starting to think that Blob eats more Ukrainian sausages in a day than Bob Marjonavich does in a week

Blob you need to go check out the Mundare Alberta giant ukie sausage. Well worth the 32 hour round trip bro

RoyalDude wrote: ↑Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:49 pm I’m watching Moneyball drinking cranberry, soda and vodka.

So you ran out of real booze? It’s a true sign of desperation when you’ve gotta resort to swiping the wife’s drinks.

Okay so let's say there's a deal in place with Ottawa but Loui refuses to waive.

Canucks put Loui on waivers and Sens claim him.

The next day Canucks trade Tryamkin + Goldie to Ottawa for a 4th round pick.

Eh? .... EH?? .... EH??!!!