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I was downtown yesterday, and saw someone wearing Kraken gear for the first time. He was chubby, pasty, pimply, greasy, and had a neck beard. And he had a generally miserable air about him. All I could think as he walked by in his sweatpants and Kraken sweater is, "I wonder what his handle at hfboar...

LOL no shit nobody wants Eriksson. Do people want herpes? The guy is a joke. Paid like a star player who is one of the worst players in the NHL. I LOL at all the people that said he’d be easy to trade. The useless piece of shit is owed 4 million in his last year of his deal. He isn’t going anywhere...

18-27 is 2-3 years..... ok :? You never had girlfriends in those years? Stop lying Blob. If he concerned if you didn’t, like “why Can’t Blobbee get a girlfriend?” A few for a couple months here and there. A couple of them were black Doyle watching Good Times and the Jeffersons while drinking litres...

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:13 am THINKER is in the wind. probably shacked up with Wids in some cheap hotel in Keremeos waiting out COVID 19.

The guy was so prolific, I can't imagine he isn't posting somewhere, perhaps under a new handle?

Did he just full-stop when old-CC ended? Or had he faded away prior to that?

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:39 pm MS is going bananas in the management thread. Fuck I wish we had the archives of the old CC. We used to get him chasing his tail and losing his shit regularly. Doc and THINKER can absolutely confirm this. Jesus what an angry little gaffer

Does anyone know where Thinker wound up?

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:08 pm ESQ. Nolan Patrick is just 4 months younger than Juolevi but his migraines give him a mulligan over Olli’s two surgeries. Why you ask? Matthew Tkachuk.

Even if Olli never plays again, he won't be in the same draft bust conversation as Patrick.

I’m not sure about excellent finishing ability but he does have a heavy shot. And he he has speed, and size. He could learn a lot watching JT Miller play. He needs to get on the forecheck quicker, take the puck to the net with authority, and use his strength and speed to protect the puck. He just f...

Hopefully Green spreads the talent out a bit and puts JV on the top line with Miller and Petey to provide a Adam Deadmarsh/Darren McCarty like play on the top line, providing grit/heart/skill. JV has less toughness but I reckon he has a better shot. 226lbs JV's coming of age at 24, the bigger dudes...

Maybe hes got a shit locker like Doyle Or bird twigs like the Cook Chef used to have legs like Marty, hauling his roofing tools up the hills of North Van every time he got a 90-day suspension on his 5-speed, but then he invested in an e-bike and glides on up to the mountaintops, leaving his once-mi...

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:08 am Just saw that Hoglander is 5'9 and 192 lbs. Hes built like a fire hydrant

I can't help but wonder if he's got them Marty St Louis stems:

Looks like Linus is closing the gap with Dahlen, let's just hope he doesn't follow Dahlen's path of romping through b-league Sweden for years. At the same age, Dahlen was in the A and managed 33 points in 57 games. Hopefully, staying in Sweden for this age-21 year helps Linus transition to North Ame...

Micky wrote: ↑Thu Nov 19, 2020 12:19 am

......................................Looks like a punk

Pretty entertaining, and I also appreciate how Micky's post reminds us all of how irrelevant the Leaves are, that they aren't even worth trash-talking any more.

The last Leaves coach to win a playoff series was Pat Quinn

Doc, is Doyle’s drinking problem the root of his Benning Hate? I suspect Doyle secretly loves Lord Benning with every fibre of his being. I suspect he drinks to forget how much he loves Lord Benning. I suspect Doyle is a riddle wrapped up in an enigma. I agree with this. Doyle, on the banks of the ...

Cornuck wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:59 am Latest jersey cash grab - the "retro reverse". :/

Oh lord that is awful.

Just bizarre - the green was always the smallest part of the team colours, and now they've made it the base colour??