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Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:42 am Eddy Reef will share the gimp trunk if you promise to sanitize the ball gag after

Zed is dead.

That's sad Eddy... you couldn't have just joined Blob's awesome-zealous cult to protect you from Doc? Although in return for amnesty, you might be forced to wear a ball-gag and be gimped out to the other members. I'm not into the hazing but this awesome-zealous cult of Blob's sounds interesting... ...

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:26 am Eddy, I'm breaking your heart for your own damn good!

Tough love. Just what the DOC ordered.

Hank wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:13 am Holy shit, EPC!

Where ya been?

At HF hiding from Stangelove and his unexplainable love for Benning. It just breaks my heart to see what Doc has become so I had to leave.

He still finds me there from time to time though.

Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Dec 08, 2018 5:39 pmthis is the Mock HFCanucks thread...

Then why wasn't I invited?

rats19 wrote: Mumps

Indeed.

Holy shit EPC - speaking of 'bites the dust' - we all figured you were dead. Just about. Crawled into emergency a few weeks ago with my hemoglobin count at 38 and testicles swollen down to my knees. It took two nurses to get me into bed and one to lift my ball sack onto the bed. Ah... summer nights...

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/hatfields-and-mccoys-sets-new-ratings-record-for-cable-channel.jpg r.i.p. Randall McCoy Is it kind of morbid that this is my first post in about 2 years? Last time I was here Doc was waxing poetically about Benning and his plan.... "you'll see" I believe is wha...

"meh" to tanking. I know there is a lottery, but even if we finished dead last, the fix is on and we will NEVER have the 1st overall pick when its a strong draft year.. at least not while Bettman is in charge. it doesn't matter where we finish, our percentage chance of 1st overall pick is exactly Z...

Backup Bach dressing tonight.

Markstrom tweaked something in practice yesterday and has an MRI today.

Blob Mckenzie wrote:

Topper wrote:Got some meeting to attend this evening so I'll be taping the game.

I also will be taping the game . I will switch over between innings of the Jake Arrieta show .

The nineties called... they want their VCR back.

Instead of losing a 22 yr. old Dman to waivers, Chicago traded him for a younger prospect. We traded a solid prospect for said player.

You'd think Benning could have learned from his colleague.

Not my truck...

No rage over here yet concerning the extension Lack signed today? He will make less in the next three seasons as Miller will make this season.

Has Doc demanded a gag order?

Sutter playing wing on the Sedin line.

I never saw that one coming. I don't think anyone saw Burrows on the Sedin line when it first happened so I'll keep an open mind.