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What's with all the negative Nellie's on here...

Roll fatter joints

We can now call this Elias... "El-ee-ash" and the pipe cleaner "El-eye-ass"

She-loves to give up bad goals?

Who has the more conical shaped head, Darnell Nurse or Sam Lafferty?

Time to flush a long overdue coiler that's been floating around the bowl reeking up the shithouse

The coilers have a plodding, plumbing defense. Forecheck the pylons, snap pucks by their average goaltender and watch Mcfag whine

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 4:26 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 4:16 pm Tyler Myers has also been known to destroy the odd coiler. Let Z ruin Drysaddles career

Yeah, that will get the hockey gods on our side....

It's not like they've ever given the Canucks a break for good behaviour

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2024 2:13 pm Fuck the Sharts...

If I was Cellebrini I'd just play in college for 3 years then re-enter the draft

But the also told us that Demko’s injury was not his knee. Nope, he said it was a different injury. A different kind of injury to the same knee. And only Zadorov can injure McDave to the degree I need McDave injured. Tyler Myers has also been known to destroy the odd coiler. Let Z ruin Drysaddles c...

If there was a riot in downtown Edmonton, would anyone even notice? It already looks like the aftermath of a riot down there all the time...

That's the kind of bullshit I mean. What the fuck has McDavid and dysaddle actually won anyway? They went out with a huge whimper last year with them supposedly clicking at their best as well. I know, I was staying in Edmonton at the time and enjoyed how they just bent over and coughed for the knigh...

The laffs are like the drinking bird desk ornament.

You should hear all the Edmonton media out here. In all these idiots minds there is no way in hell Vancouver should even compete with them. I've heard coil in 5 all day

What stood out in round 1 for me was when you have both teams playing at a top level, the individual skill becomes much less relevant than team defense and systems execution. This is why McDavid will be whining incessantly this coming round. The Canucks D will box them out and they will resort to th...

His character likely played into what direction they chose. Mr Vanilla just doesn't cut it as a leader