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by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:56 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News and Notes
Replies: 7416
Views: 908671

Re: Canucks News and Notes

LOL, everyone on the south side of the river went to Cloverdale to do their test because it was the easiest place around. I did mine in New West. West side Point Grey for me. There weren't enough parked cars on the streets back then to even have to do a proper back up parallel parking manoeuver. Di...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:37 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 6/4/16 Canucks @ Oilers 4:00pm SN
Replies: 49
Views: 6656

Re: GDT: 6/4/16 Canucks @ Oilers 4:00pm SN

Damn, it's too bad the tank broke down on the Cali roadtrip.

Bo with a sweet move and goal. Dorsett gets way too much grief around these parts. He shows up and does what he's supposed to do every night.
by Carl Yagro
Tue Apr 05, 2016 11:43 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News and Notes
Replies: 7416
Views: 908671

Re: Canucks News and Notes

Willie needs to pump these meaningless games so he can keep his head attached to his torso. As a Canuck fan, I sigh ruefully at the hockey gods once again pulling the rug out from under us. Our tank was cruising along nicely, crushing all of the demonstrators in their path... then the bloody thing b...
by Carl Yagro
Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:53 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News and Notes
Replies: 7416
Views: 908671

Re: Canucks News and Notes

Strangelove wrote: Who knows, he's very young yet...

Yeah, I'm totally cheering for this young ASSHOLE. :towel:
:eh: :shock: :crazy:
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:44 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!
Replies: 444
Views: 77408

Re: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!

So... we we're all wrong about the number of games Keith would get... by one game. Can't control your stick? 8 games. Late hit? 2 games. Repeat offender? Half the season. "Duncan, look this is your third attempt at beheading one of your union brothers. So how about um, 6 games? Too much? Well, we mu...
by Carl Yagro
Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:07 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP
Replies: 54
Views: 6623

Re: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP

Shinkaruk would never have scored on an empty net!

Fukin' Granlund.

Damn Miller. We should have signed Hiller @ 2 x $5 Mil. We need more shitty Swiss players.
by Carl Yagro
Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:59 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP
Replies: 54
Views: 6623

Re: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP

Oh Jannik, you ruin everything.
by Carl Yagro
Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:03 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP
Replies: 54
Views: 6623

Re: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP

And here we go…

:mex:
by Carl Yagro
Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:48 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP
Replies: 54
Views: 6623

Re: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP

Hockey Widow wrote:OMG Baertschi will not return with a lower body injury. Does it end.
Willie prefers Baertschi as a 4th liner anyway.

Because that means the team is deep, like real deep. Linden Vey real good 1st liner deep.

Miller… shutout.
by Carl Yagro
Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:59 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP
Replies: 54
Views: 6623

Re: GDT: 31/3/16 Canucks @ Sharks 7:30pm SNP

I applaud Gen. Willie Rommel, the Tourette Fox, every time he commands the Tank with Private Vey as his main navigator.

"Yes, yes my lovely Commandant. Steer it over the cliff..."

- Lindenning stealth directing the tank from a safe position.
by Carl Yagro
Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:38 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!
Replies: 444
Views: 77408

Re: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!

The hit was definitely late... like waiting-for-the-wife-to-get-ready late. It's good his teammates and the league are sending a message to get that out of his game. He don't want to become a pariah like Raffi. But secretly, I LOVED the hit. For an out-of-shape 20 year old kid, Jake The Cake sure ha...
by Carl Yagro
Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:31 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 29/3/16 Sharks @ Canucks 7:00pm SN
Replies: 29
Views: 4647

Re: GDT: 29/3/16 Sharks @ Canucks 7:00pm SN

Reimer should be fined for playing soccer.

Thug-Dank makes another appearance, takes out one of the league's pests. Either Dank is super-strong or Wingels deliberately drives his own face into the glass.
by Carl Yagro
Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:50 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!
Replies: 444
Views: 77408

Re: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!

Yeah, just don't bite or pull hair... or accuse the refs of improprieties... or be French. Or be Swedish. Especially if you're twins.

And definitely don't wear a Canucks jersey.
by Carl Yagro
Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:12 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: 29/3/16 Sharks @ Canucks 7:00pm SN
Replies: 29
Views: 4647

Re: GDT: 29/3/16 Sharks @ Canucks 7:00pm SN

Yeah, don't mind that hit at all. Not like Polak is some kind of angel.

I'm impressed that Jake was able to make that blindside hit and get all shoulder. I'm impressed Jake has that much power to knock down a shit brickhouse like Polak.
by Carl Yagro
Tue Mar 29, 2016 7:54 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!
Replies: 444
Views: 77408

Re: I can't believe it's NOT a suspension!

Sadly, you've probably all guessed correctly at Keith's upcoming punishment. A nice little 5 game rest before the playoffs start. His accidentally on purpose cheap shots are some of the worst, most devastating type offences I've ever seen. The league throws the book at Raffi, but this POS gets a Nor...