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Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:59 pm

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Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:39 pm

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:11 am

Meds, Myers and Tryamkin walk into a bar

... and the bartender runs away.

The bartender is tickled pink. Dollar signs in his eyes.

The bouncer runs for the hills and the pool hustler is right behind him.

And Gomer giggled

Sportsnet 650 @Sportsnet650 Daniel on Kesler: He was the ultimate team guy . He wanted to win badly, he would play injured, anything to help the team win. That's all you can ask for from a teammate. He was such a big part of this organization and meant a lot to us as a teammate. He played the right...

This Shane Wright is another Nathan Mackinnon at worst. Jesus Christ. Kid is tearing the OHL a new one at 15/16

Auston Mathews looks like he’s been partying with the Chef on a regular basis. 22 my ass. He looks 52. Oh and that ugly coat and turtleneck with the skullet and cheesey moustache? Who is sending this kid out rocking that costume?

I watched that program on Connor McDavid’s rehab last night. That was pretty cool the amount of time and effort he put into his rehab to avoid surgery for the torn PCL. Kid is definitely not afraid of work. He’s gotta he the front runner for the Masterton imho.

Gatorade NHL Shooting Stars Ten players -- eight NHL All-Stars, and one American Elite Women's All-Star team member and one Canadian Elite Women's All-Star team member -- will compete in the Gatorade NHL Shooting Stars. Players from the American and Canadian Elite Women's All-Star teams will be sel...

I’ve never touched acid in my life. I’ve smoked pounds of weed, did shrooms a few dozen times, did a shitload of blow back in the day. I’ve done E, hash.... peyote. That’s a about it. I’m a lightweight. Never done a needle or smoked rock or done meth. This is what off days for the fans is like. They...

Back on track here kids. This thread is to poke fun at the neck beards at hfboards https://hfboards.com/posts/169485835/ What a scumbag. And this neckbeard says to all the othe freaks at that shitty dump that if you don’t gobble up all the fancy stats and bag on the management for EVERY MOVE you ar...

Back on track here kids. This thread is to poke fun at the neck beards at hfboards https://hfboards.com/posts/169485835/ What a scumbag. And this neckbeard says to all the othe freaks at that shitty dump that if you don’t gobble up all the fancy stats and bag on the management for EVERY MOVE you ar...

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:16 pm

Tiny Tim in concert on acid would’ve been awesome! I had a good run with the acid one summer, every weekend, some of my best times as a human

A summer that lasted half a century

This why you only smoke H kids. It’s ok to do the odd mainline, nod out for a bit, but don’t go full junkie and shoot up like I did. Im a train wreck for it :mex: Whoa You’ve lost the plot. Even your master has acknowledged Sakic has done a good job. Once again you’re making a spectacle of yourself

Back on track here kids. This thread is to poke fun at the neck beards at hfboards https://hfboards.com/posts/169485835/ What a scumbag. And this neckbeard says to all the othe freaks at that shitty dump that if you don’t gobble up all the fancy stats and bag on the management for EVERY MOVE you are...

This why you don’t smoke rock kids. It’s ok to do the odd rail, but don’t go full Cook and smoke it out of a glass beak. The guy is a train wreck

I watched some asshole take his Labrador down the channel on the dingy with a leash on. The current got pretty strong, the Lab lost his balance and fell in. He got caught under the tube and drowned. He strangled the dog trying to pull him out and up. My buddy was screaming at the guy. I left him alo...

TBQH I haven’t floated the thing in years. I just think they must have an air tight filtration system as to not allow fecal matter etc into that channel. They would open themselves up to massive lawsuits if they thing wasn’t up to snuff. Then again you have people like UKcanuck who swim in the Gange...