Tragic ketchup OD. His colleagues should have staged an intervention years ago.

I guess it's easy to say... in Heinz sight...

Sad news. I really enjoyed Cheech as a color man.

But a bad diet will ketchup to you.

Well Mëds, if you're bringing back Dude to constantly adjust his draft lists, I feel like Blob would be perfect in the Stan McCammon role. I don't know what that is, but it would involve a lot of anger. Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro "Hey Peter, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS ...

Nuckertuzzi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:34 pm If only he didn't hate both players.

As long as Daniel Briere or Ken Holland likes Peter...

I'm with ya, 'Tuzzi. Would definitely be fun.

Tocch is going out of his way to make another Russian available. He just hates them commies.

(Someone should tell him the fall of the Soviet Union happened in 1991)

EP for Michkov.

Rossi could get Brock Flowing past it in half a season... provided they're given the ice-time they deserve over the highly paid one.

Honestly, where would Scooter's pt totals this season be without Debrusk's elite skills as a PP net presence?

THINK ABOUT IT.

How many miscarriages can the Petterssons endure?

Cornuck wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2026 1:49 pm ...we'll need one or two Douglases.

Maybe a Douglas Fir and a Sitka Spruce.

I wouldn't wish that clown Gillis even on the Leaves... well, ok, maybe I would.

Dood is harsh dick-riding Sundin to get a chance back into the league.

He is the wider version of MaseyRay... who had one talent that enthralled fans but in reality, couldn't use it to stay in the NHL... unless they realize that they weren't top 6 offensive players. Same goes for CoHog. I'm sure you could dig up Topper's old scouting reports. Peeps got enthralled by ...

Gotta look up some Dave "Tiger" Wilson fights

I think you need to stop getting all horny and yanking off to the IKEA catalogue.

There's already too much Swedish junk in the house that you can't even give it away. Nobody wants it.

Yeah, I was just giving Cuz the gears for his Verhoeff skating report.

I know Keaton would still catch Peter easily and give him the ol' Matheson treatment.

I can't quite remember... what was the scouting report on Peter's skating, speed and agility? How did he rank so high in his draft?

Probably a good thing that he wasn't scouted on his dedication or his toxic personality... would have probably dropped him way down.

I'm with my boy Leves. I've been a diehard Canucks/Swedes fan since Gradin, Sundstrom, Naslund (when he wasn't choking)... huge Sedins backers when it wasn't cool. Butt fuck, enough failure already. Enough of the groundhog day, again and again, over and over. I Don't Got You Babe. It's not ...