Don't get in Foreman's grill.

Justice was served (for once).

Worse yet, The Bungles will give us a big whiff of Stenchberg to see if Febreeze can still mask the odor.

Yeah, but Don, we need a PLAY-DRIVING winger so that Scoots can possibly be a PPG player again, don't ya know? A guy who is supposedly in his prime, the 1C, the highest-paid on the team and in the upper-echelon of all earners, needs a ROOKIE to help remove his face from milk cartons after being MIA ...

Well, you can't say he is a quitter... or that he'll rollover to societal pressures of normal conduct. He'll continue to be flippant and crawl out of the wreckage unscathed.

Tiger don't change his stripes.

Hey, where da white women at?!

Getting tossed from games for sticking up for teammates. Getting in legal trouble for sticking up for family from abuse.

Nah, we don't need that kind of Canadian asshole on this team.

Probably paid the coach for all that praise /s

Good thing we didn't dress Douglas... What have the vets done all season? Zero fight in their game. It takes a 20yo kid who didn't even start the season here to drop the gloves and fight for this team. It was the young guys who practised for push back and actually did during the game. The "leaders ...

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:09 pm With parity in the league being what it is these days, it's not easy to be this bad.

Canucks faithful were expecting parity, instead they got parody.

Raise your tankards while the owner raises the prices... again.

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 8:13 pm Is this fun, or what.

I'm having as much fun as EP does during off-ice training days... or practice... or on game nights... or in media scrums... or interacting with teammates... or...

Was Trevor Moore the bad contract we would take back in the EP trade?

Wonder if Chef is still non-stop ragging on Byfield as a bust? Maybe a bit disappointing as a #2 overall, but he did outperform a certain ET last season and is doing equally bad this season.

Darn it, I wanted to see a Joe vs Joe fight.

Well, they can't expect to go any lower... not without another round of league expansion.

"Canucks Hockey 2027... we can't get more putrid than 2026! (Can we?)"

Isn't skinny puppy already wearing the scarlet letter? The "A" stands for aloof/arrogant/alien/asshole that nobody on the team likes. Who would have believed that just 26 months ago, 3 fuckin' bald guys would begin to completely destroy something good so quickly through sheer incompetence and ...

Siege of Granlunds. Nice pun :D Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the Canucks' announcer should tone down his goal announcements. Curb the enthusiasm. For a team that has one of the all-time, worse atrocious home records, that "Woo!" is not only unnecessary, but seriously embarrassing. I'm sure ...

I'm so sad... that the second uppercut didn't land.