Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2026 8:52 pm *Except during PNE week...all the Aquilinis are out there on the corners with signs to park on their back lawns

The whole sordid affair with the family members filing lawsuits against each other was over Grandma Aqua's PNE parking money fortune.

Pretty anti-climatic, eh... completely not unexpected.

...and now we get to watch the dog n pony GM hiring show, followed by the draft pick by JR before The Fuckin' Guy takes his Ovaltine with him to his new retirement home.

There is no salvation for the followers of this religion.

Far fucking out man that's my favorite post of the day so far Thx, mang. Only long-suffering Nucks fans know how Wilde TFGs really are at destroying the franchise, then gaslighting everyone into thinking it's (certain) players fault... :cry: Ok, I'll let you get back to The Love That Dare Not Speak ...

It's great to still have a place where you can straddle the Dorion Gray areas.

Wonder what The Picture of FA looks like now?

Just watched this. Bizarre in any environment, but a pre-Worlds tune up game? Screams, "Look at me, I'll show that NHLer." Ever watched the minor-league goon turned beer-league goon who ended Ryan Smyth's second hockey career? There goes our playoff run next year. Maybe we'll Land on Dupont ...

rats19 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 11:53 am That’s when the hornet stung me and I had a….

theman is ahead by a century.

"Never tell me the odds!" - Hans Gruber No way, men! It may be debatable positive shite, but this is our episode of the New Hope. How many times can The Empire Strikes Out? Ok, don't answer that. TFGs will rebuild the Death Star for Emperor (un)Palatable to continue his assault on the rebellious ...

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2026 7:55 pm A long one got Arty tonight. Brilliant otherwise, though.

Why did TFGs not THINK ABOUT IT?

What's more impressive? Playoffs Arty Party... ...or Philly won a round with Darth Vladar? :shock: I didn't pay much attention to this series, but why did SheLoves not play from the start? Do you think the Pens would have won if they did? Is this really the end of the Crosby/Malkin/Letang glory days?

Crazy to think that if Luc were still here, he probably would have bounced around the league and retired years ago... and now just riding his motorcycles.

...and to think a 38yo from Slovenia didn't do much worse in his final year than the 27yo guy who we hope will be their replacement.

So many keep failing this trick question.

The correct response is ALWAYS... both.

Tragic ketchup OD. His colleagues should have staged an intervention years ago.

I guess it's easy to say... in Heinz sight...

Sad news. I really enjoyed Cheech as a color man.

But a bad diet will ketchup to you.

Well Mëds, if you're bringing back Dude to constantly adjust his draft lists, I feel like Blob would be perfect in the Stan McCammon role. I don't know what that is, but it would involve a lot of anger. Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro "Hey Peter, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS ...

Nuckertuzzi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:34 pm If only he didn't hate both players.

As long as Daniel Briere or Ken Holland likes Peter...