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by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 18, 2026 7:56 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Past Canuck Players
Replies: 941
Views: 591977

Re: Past Canuck Players

I was going to suggest the mods to put Tciso's post into a new Hall of Shame thread... so wickedly dark. :D

I feel unsafe now walking outside, knowing Tciso is cruising around trying to clear cap space.
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 18, 2026 7:34 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
Replies: 9
Views: 132

Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition

No. Cuz and his love of giraffes.
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 18, 2026 6:02 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
Replies: 9
Views: 132

Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition

Lol, a 6-1 thrashing isn't because of your favourite punching bag.
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 18, 2026 4:54 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: My Truck...
Replies: 471
Views: 475763

Re: My Truck...

TFT... These Falken Tires, eh?
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 18, 2026 12:34 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 2526
Views: 556765

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

That's perfect. Geezer hangs around, uses nepotism to get the Pet Detective onto the case. Ace Ventura uses his deduction skills to solve the mystery that is inside the alien's heart ... wait, he has none. I meant, head. At the same time, the new puppet GM can soothingly pat his head, pick up his ...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 18, 2026 12:10 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 788
Views: 128864

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

If anyone doesn't think history repeats, look no further at the reach of Malhotra Sr. at 7th overall. Look with both eyes. Sure, he turned into a very good checking center, but dude hit his head on the ceiling before he played his first NHL game. No doubt Caleb will be a good player. Canadian ...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 18, 2026 12:00 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Past Canuck Players
Replies: 941
Views: 591977

Re: Past Canuck Players

Tciso driving around in an EV silently hunting scooters...

I bet he was the one who hit Yann Sauve all those years ago.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 7:31 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 903
Views: 1085198

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Lancer wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2026 7:18 pm I can get behind Johnson if he has autonomy.
How many inches of autonomy before you can get your behind for Johnson?

Sorry, man. That's all I got. :oops:
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:17 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Past Canuck Players
Replies: 941
Views: 591977

Re: Past Canuck Players

Tciso wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:10 pm ... "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".
How apropos. How many CCers are considering going out to block a shot now?
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:12 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 903
Views: 1085198

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Some great posting in this thread y'all. Dude, this here is one of the GOAT threads at CC... ever, imo. Glad you started it. Coining and trademarking the term 'TFGs'... inspired. The one thing the loser media won't come in here to steal as theirs. TFMGs. :scowl: Went back to the first few pages ...
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 5:54 pm
Forum: Doc's Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT Record by Poster
Replies: 44
Views: 27095

Re: GDT Record by Poster

Fax are obsolete in this world...
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 12:24 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 903
Views: 1085198

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Expectations go out the window when reality slaps you like a bitch.

Funny to hear JR spin to drive up the hope for likely more foolish moves. This is coming from a geezer who's decidedly not a rookie anymore.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 11:58 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 903
Views: 1085198

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Image
"Jim, did you get me fired?"

"Uh, who, me? Um, no. I had no idea. I was taking my usual afternoon nappy. It must have been Francesco's idea.

Yeah, good luck, eh? Don't be a stranger. Keep in touch."
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 11:02 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 903
Views: 1085198

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

LOL Castonguay negotiates contracts. She doesn't know a damned thing about the game. But sure, I can definitely see it. Not trying to get cancelled here, but also, what has Cammi done? Any seasoning for a front-office position, in a lesser league and moving her way up like RJ or the Sedins? Or was ...
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 17, 2026 10:28 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 903
Views: 1085198

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Yapping n napping, too old for fapping, but not for crapping.