5 years?! Geez, you shoulda called My Cousin Vinny.

Losing half your shit and also a half decade of your yout...

Holy hell we need to drive a stake through it's heart It's bad when even Cuz won't go down on that subtle opening of the 5-hole. I don't know why, but new Kate suddenly reminded me of the Alien movie franchise... somebody call Sigourney Weaver. She's not as hot as that YT thing but she still has ...

Megs is sweating bullets!

EP ain’t no Warrior.

I just threw up. Thx Don. Bad plastic, Ozempic and premature aging. Even prime Kate can’t scrub out this image. On a completely different note…. I recently saw a YT ad with a 60 year old Marissa Tomei. Wow! She looked natural, untouched by work and like someone 20 years younger. Couldn’t tell if it w ...

You can't forget that the "1C" making $11.6M was 5th in team scoring last season.

EDIT: He was actually 6th in team scoring.

He will likely play more than 64gp this season, but he might have trouble beating last season's 45pts.

I'm thinking most doods have that image of prime vampire Beckingsale in the leather jumpsuit burned into their retinas. That was a short window of primacy though, imo.

Kate is looking rather aged and plastic these days...

Do aliens have hair?

Who here doesn't think that even mediocre center depth with Rossi/Suter/Blueger/Kampf in your lineup wouldn't have more points than this current roster?

Oh jeez, how many more years do we have to hear the lemmings go "he's back" every time he flubs one into the opponent's net? McKenna/Stenberg, Hughes, Miller, Bo... every play driver doing all the work while scooterpuppy gets all the money, accolades and glazing by the media and fanboys. This has ...

Beats having Meaty and DPetey "tricks". Oh wait, they have no tricks.

Meat has no chin either.

Can't wait for the team with no more Petterssons.

They tried to save Chuck Norris, but he fought them to the death.

Bit surprising to me that they are already near the cap threshold for next season if they maintain this current roster. They've rebuilt the right way, drafting and developing but still have taken 7 years without playoffs to get to this point. Looks like they break the cycle with coach Q this season ...

Did 1C him on the ice?

- Performed equally in ES situations by 4C David Kampf
- Outperformed statistically by 3C Ted Blueger after return from long-term injury
- Outperformed statistically by 2C Marco Rossi after return from long-term injury

The fact that these guys are suddenly standing up for themselves, and for each other, is hard to miss. They probably just realized that the TB forwards aren't very big... or tough. Just skilled. Their balls breathed a big sigh of relief before dropping back outside for some fresh air. Gourde Howe ...

It seems like the owner is onboard with sponsoring a 12-step program for afflicted Canucks fans... which would likely take up to 5 years. We can all agree this is a realistic timeline. Which current players on the roster would see this and not start calling their agents? A real organization would ...