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by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 25, 2026 2:22 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Replies: 48
Views: 1115

Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

I wouldn't wish that clown Gillis even on the Leaves... well, ok, maybe I would.

Dood is harsh dick-riding Sundin to get a chance back into the league.
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 25, 2026 2:02 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Replies: 2585
Views: 574640

Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26

He is the wider version of MaseyRay... who had one talent that enthralled fans but in reality, couldn't use it to stay in the NHL... unless they realize that they weren't top 6 offensive players. Same goes for CoHog. I'm sure you could dig up Topper's old scouting reports. Peeps got enthralled by ...
by Carl Yagro
Sat Apr 25, 2026 12:24 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Random Hockey Shit
Replies: 254
Views: 94616

Re: Random Hockey Shit

Gotta look up some Dave "Tiger" Wilson fights :D
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 8:28 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
Replies: 25
Views: 10195

Re: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26

I think you need to stop getting all horny and yanking off to the IKEA catalogue.

There's already too much Swedish junk in the house that you can't even give it away. Nobody wants it.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:41 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 826
Views: 142552

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

Yeah, I was just giving Cuz the gears for his Verhoeff skating report.

I know Keaton would still catch Peter easily and give him the ol' Matheson treatment.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:20 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 826
Views: 142552

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

I can't quite remember... what was the scouting report on Peter's skating, speed and agility? How did he rank so high in his draft?

Probably a good thing that he wasn't scouted on his dedication or his toxic personality... would have probably dropped him way down.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:12 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
Replies: 25
Views: 10195

Re: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26

I'm with my boy Leves. I've been a diehard Canucks/Swedes fan since Gradin, Sundstrom, Naslund (when he wasn't choking)... huge Sedins backers when it wasn't cool. Butt fuck, enough failure already. Enough of the groundhog day, again and again, over and over. I Don't Got You Babe. It's not ...
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 4:25 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 826
Views: 142552

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

That’s like the HGs giving us a do-over, sends TFGs back to the inaugural season with the wheel spinning our way over Buffalo….

…and we select Dale Tallon 1st overall.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 1:18 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112985

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

LEVER....I choose my own sandwich maker.
by Carl Yagro
Thu Apr 23, 2026 7:57 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Replies: 48
Views: 1115

Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

Image

Chuck Barris gonging all of the Unknown Comic fans from the show.

A million names, a million lists. It all comes down to... who wants to be a soulless puppet?
by Carl Yagro
Thu Apr 23, 2026 5:59 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
Replies: 136
Views: 2693

Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition

Dead men don't talk, so it must be Galley. He never shuts up and is a total dumbass. Are we talking about Bald Jovial? " God Bless This Mess " - Written by Jim Rutherford From the album " This House Is Not for Sale " - Produced by Francesco Aquilini (^ Actual song and studio album)
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 8:37 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
Replies: 136
Views: 2693

Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition

Yeah, I agree, Donald. I like our little community of Canucks fans and I know most of it is somewhat tongue-in-cheek (at times). But I really don't understand the vitriol directed at some ex-Canucks... especially those who were our best players... some of the best in franchise history, who loyally ...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 7:42 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112985

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

It's enough to make me not want to care. At all. Lack of good peelers these days, celery cap issues, and Patrick Allium makes more than a mere pox on the organization. Yet, they expect you to keep taking it on the chin and swallowing it up, while they keep it coming with the same old save-face show ...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 7:05 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112985

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

If inexperienced Doan is in consideration, why not just go with RJ? I Doan o. TFGs have no qualms about peeling carrots in the faces of their own people or the fans. GD, Lever. I started getting pumped up with each carriage return... McKenna -> Linden. Quinn. Leader, team builder, superboss. Bold ...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:54 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Replies: 48
Views: 1115

Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

Some other dood :lol:

Of course I had to choose that.