rats19 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 11:53 am That’s when the hornet stung me and I had a….

theman is ahead by a century.

"Never tell me the odds!" - Hans Gruber No way, men! It may be debatable positive shite, but this is our episode of the New Hope. How many times can The Empire Strikes Out? Ok, don't answer that. TFGs will rebuild the Death Star for Emperor (un)Palatable to continue his assault on the rebellious ...

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2026 7:55 pm A long one got Arty tonight. Brilliant otherwise, though.

Why did TFGs not THINK ABOUT IT?

What's more impressive? Playoffs Arty Party... ...or Philly won a round with Darth Vladar? :shock: I didn't pay much attention to this series, but why did SheLoves not play from the start? Do you think the Pens would have won if they did? Is this really the end of the Crosby/Malkin/Letang glory days?

Crazy to think that if Luc were still here, he probably would have bounced around the league and retired years ago... and now just riding his motorcycles.

...and to think a 38yo from Slovenia didn't do much worse in his final year than the 27yo guy who we hope will be their replacement.

So many keep failing this trick question.

The correct response is ALWAYS... both.

Tragic ketchup OD. His colleagues should have staged an intervention years ago.

I guess it's easy to say... in Heinz sight...

Sad news. I really enjoyed Cheech as a color man.

But a bad diet will ketchup to you.

Well Mëds, if you're bringing back Dude to constantly adjust his draft lists, I feel like Blob would be perfect in the Stan McCammon role. I don't know what that is, but it would involve a lot of anger. Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro "Hey Peter, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS ...

Nuckertuzzi wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:34 pm If only he didn't hate both players.

As long as Daniel Briere or Ken Holland likes Peter...

I'm with ya, 'Tuzzi. Would definitely be fun.

Tocch is going out of his way to make another Russian available. He just hates them commies.

(Someone should tell him the fall of the Soviet Union happened in 1991)

EP for Michkov.

Rossi could get Brock Flowing past it in half a season... provided they're given the ice-time they deserve over the highly paid one.

Honestly, where would Scooter's pt totals this season be without Debrusk's elite skills as a PP net presence?

THINK ABOUT IT.

How many miscarriages can the Petterssons endure?

Cornuck wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2026 1:49 pm ...we'll need one or two Douglases.

Maybe a Douglas Fir and a Sitka Spruce.

I wouldn't wish that clown Gillis even on the Leaves... well, ok, maybe I would.

Dood is harsh dick-riding Sundin to get a chance back into the league.