SheLuvs, ThePillow would have been perfectly fine for this bottom-feeder team. Instead they gambled on Demko and an overrated/overpaid Tankinen, a pair of 2's as their hole cards, then absolutely going all-in with their whole pile of chips on The Flop. Poker Stars. Megs, looks like you're safe from ...

I'm watching the goal clips from the live tracker... has the team been this good or has the Blahcoks D and goalie been terrible? Called him for saying there were no offers on Blueger. Why say that at all? Really helps him when it comes to negotiating his next contract. Just say the offers didn't ...

What were they saying?

The vets are scoring like they want out asap. Auditioning for trades in the summer.

Missing Pearson fetches a 7th for the Jets.

Meanwhile, no one will even talk to us unless we retain on our own missing person.

Mein Kampf and Third Reichel both gone. I guess that's truly the end of the war.

Him and EP can avoid workouts together. Pound for pound, that's some pretty weak strength for an "enforcer". When tiny Imyomama can beat you down back into your turtle shell, you can see why he's been passed around the block. Douglas, Fir get about fighting. Rent yourself out as a human stepladder.

Yes, it's supposed to be a hockey club but it sure isn't being run like one, is it? You have unqualified baristas that keep fucking up the drinks, so you keep giving them more hours? As a business, you would be trying to improve by seeing if you have better employees... you have to give them a shift ...

The always reliable Rats

Evander is still working on his own trade it seems... maybe the Baldies can assign Cammi to help Kaner with his homework?

Poor Brock... Dad, dog and now all of his remaining friends.

Better posts would be Rats usual 4-3 with a winkie... or Fingers 5-1 Canucks, EP with a hatty.

...especially if the baldies can trade Blueger, DOC and Kane for underwhelming returns before that.

Dickinson, Dach
Nic Dowd
Nic Roy

Apparently, all these bottom sixers are > Garland.

I wonder why these fucking guys re-signed him for such term and AAV? Anyone? Bueller?

This was the best deal out of the 6 interested teams? We are the Rodney Dangerfield of the league.

I find it hilarious that Allvin goes public about needing more fight from the players. Meanwhile, management barely fights in trade talks and gives the other side everything they want without any real back and forth negotiations. Even the other side is shocked at how easy it is to rip off deal with ...

He deserved ONE cup of coffee after 8 years. Just one WOOd have been nice. Sends a message to your prospects that there's a chance... however Jim Carrey dumb n dumber chance that might be. If you've given Breezeby that many looks or local hero Arshdeep that many undeserved opportunities... I just ...

If JDicky16 and NicRoyBoyToy (<- Snoozi-inspired) can fetch 1st round picks, what the hell are these fucking guys sitting around and not trying to get a return for Ted Bluegear? Nobody wants Kane. Trade the guys that other teams actually want. Also... bargain harder. Morons. Yeah, just call Donny’s B ...