What's theman's final GDT record?

The Meat Petty sprawl bails out Lanky.

Shootout Lanky is guaranteed, right?

The PP Twins padding their stats…

theman just may get out of jail and collect $200.

Happy to see both BUF and OTT back in the playoffs.

Could Travisty actually win COY?

Kirill Kudryavtsev has been called up. This is one player I was interested in during his junior years. I hope we get to see him in at least one of the remaining 5(?) games. As I mention with other prospects before, it's not about "earning" a call-up as there is often times nothing to do with earning ...

On the bright side we can call them things like turncoat and quitter when they don't come.... ...toxic, cancer, selfish, greedy, disloyal, overrated, was never that good, bad VO2Max, etc. when they actually want to stay or re-sign but mgmt decides otherwise, forces them to waive their NMCs or ...

All Manny & Matty would need to add is an assistant with a Sherwood peg-leg to kick the player's asses, another assistant with a hook to Yankinen and pull the goalie, one more up in the crow's nest as a spotter and a team parrot for media relations. What a coaching staff this would be. Arrrrgh ...

Ohlund, damaged right eye(?)

Manny, damaged left eye(?)

Nucker, I think you may be onto something....

(<- Not winkies... Matty & Manny emojis)

Lagom. So Cuz, everything is good in MODERATION ? Then I'm sure this Pettersson will hit 50pts. It's juuuust good enough to keep the cancer in check. It's amazing to me after 27 months of dismal failure, the narrative is still that the OTHER guy was the problem and that the guy who was here as ...

TFGs can't handle a rebuild.

Since I've fully become Canucks Scrooge within the last few seasons, I should have no sympathy for theman. In fact, I would say, "Screw theman!" and revel in his pain and agony. But with a single shred of humanity left, I sincerely hope theman can be spared from this ongoing torture with a (bare ...

I'm sure the Meat Petty called that bank shot off Dumoulin.

EP should teach that King who slid in front how to block shots. If his slide was timed just a bit later, he would have taken the clapper right in the face. Fortunately for him, the Meat fastball is more of a change-up.

Imagine a GM from another team, expecting to deal with RJ, but is then told he can only talk to Rutherford? To move on from the Swedish puppet GM is pointless if the main baldy is still in charge. There is no authority or independence for anyone coming in. There will be no changes unless all of ...

I'm just hoping that a certain guy goes out and gives his potential future team a semi-erection tonight. Dive like MFers to showcase our PP specialists.

At the very least, it would be funny for a dark horse like theman to come out of nowhere to win the GDT title.

There was a game tonight? If a team falls further in the loss column and nobody is around to watch it, does it make a whimper? I wonder if the media and their followers are actually feeling sheepish now for trying to pin the blame of the implosion on the real leaders and play-drivers instead of the ...