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by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 8:28 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
Replies: 25
Views: 10107

Re: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26

I think you need to stop getting all horny and yanking off to the IKEA catalogue.

There's already too much Swedish junk in the house that you can't even give it away. Nobody wants it.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:41 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 826
Views: 142017

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

Yeah, I was just giving Cuz the gears for his Verhoeff skating report.

I know Keaton would still catch Peter easily and give him the ol' Matheson treatment.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:20 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 826
Views: 142017

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

I can't quite remember... what was the scouting report on Peter's skating, speed and agility? How did he rank so high in his draft?

Probably a good thing that he wasn't scouted on his dedication or his toxic personality... would have probably dropped him way down.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:12 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
Replies: 25
Views: 10107

Re: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26

I'm with my boy Leves. I've been a diehard Canucks/Swedes fan since Gradin, Sundstrom, Naslund (when he wasn't choking)... huge Sedins backers when it wasn't cool. Butt fuck, enough failure already. Enough of the groundhog day, again and again, over and over. I Don't Got You Babe. It's not ...
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 4:25 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
Replies: 826
Views: 142017

Re: 2026 NHL Draft

That’s like the HGs giving us a do-over, sends TFGs back to the inaugural season with the wheel spinning our way over Buffalo….

…and we select Dale Tallon 1st overall.
by Carl Yagro
Fri Apr 24, 2026 1:18 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112094

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

LEVER....I choose my own sandwich maker.
by Carl Yagro
Thu Apr 23, 2026 7:57 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Replies: 44
Views: 1021

Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

Image

Chuck Barris gonging all of the Unknown Comic fans from the show.

A million names, a million lists. It all comes down to... who wants to be a soulless puppet?
by Carl Yagro
Thu Apr 23, 2026 5:59 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
Replies: 135
Views: 2537

Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition

Dead men don't talk, so it must be Galley. He never shuts up and is a total dumbass. Are we talking about Bald Jovial? " God Bless This Mess " - Written by Jim Rutherford From the album " This House Is Not for Sale " - Produced by Francesco Aquilini (^ Actual song and studio album)
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 8:37 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
Replies: 135
Views: 2537

Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition

Yeah, I agree, Donald. I like our little community of Canucks fans and I know most of it is somewhat tongue-in-cheek (at times). But I really don't understand the vitriol directed at some ex-Canucks... especially those who were our best players... some of the best in franchise history, who loyally ...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 7:42 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112094

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

It's enough to make me not want to care. At all. Lack of good peelers these days, celery cap issues, and Patrick Allium makes more than a mere pox on the organization. Yet, they expect you to keep taking it on the chin and swallowing it up, while they keep it coming with the same old save-face show ...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 7:05 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112094

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

If inexperienced Doan is in consideration, why not just go with RJ? I Doan o. TFGs have no qualms about peeling carrots in the faces of their own people or the fans. GD, Lever. I started getting pumped up with each carriage return... McKenna -> Linden. Quinn. Leader, team builder, superboss. Bold ...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:54 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Replies: 44
Views: 1021

Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?

Some other dood :lol:

Of course I had to choose that.
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:46 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112094

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

You thinking if they hire Doan - he could trade EP40 on wing and a prayer? Well, keeping scooter has Bald Jovial Livin' On A Prayer. Fanbase gets to taste the Bad Medicine. Hiring Jeezus Freak to handle the Pagan Messiah... could be interesting if he GMs like he played. Let's just say little Joey ...
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:04 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Replies: 968
Views: 1112094

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)

Not seeming that bright seems to be the perfect type of employee for Frank.

He also likes having old, senile types... Grandpa Simpson as the mouthpiece of the franchise.
by Carl Yagro
Wed Apr 22, 2026 4:00 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks Young Guns
Replies: 6966
Views: 2744649

Re: Canucks Young Guns

Canadian pussy can give you Cootes.