Where the heck did this version of Tciso come from?

Dripping with sarcasm.

What did anonymous scout think about Patty Kane's penchant for public drunkenness, charges for assaulting taxi drivers over 10 cents, banging fatties in limos, celebrating wildly after embarrassing goalies, zero detail even now in his game? So, some immature, entitled old man is judging teenagers as ...

I wonder if Maduro and his wife celebrated Venezuela's WBC win in their cells?

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2026 10:04 pm You lose some

We need to get back on the tank and start losing some more.

It's getting a bit uncomfortable with 15 games left and of course, these fucking guys with the help of the HGs are going to go on some ridiculous run.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2026 9:35 pm They looked bad, for sure.

Yeah, bad goaltending, bad discipline, bad special teams...

Picker of Cherries wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2026 9:37 pm What did Bigfoot make documentaries about?

Pranking humans with beef jerky treats.

It's hard to believe this Panthers team won back-to-back cups.

I know they're missing Barkov and Tkachuk has been out most of the year, but how do you leave guys all alone in front of your net that many times?

donlever wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2026 7:40 pm 9 in 7 for Rossi.

Deserves some cred.

For sure.

Also, some pomp n circumstance to Mr. Sensitive. He's been Flowing pretty well lately too.

Props to Jeremy, DOC and Bluegear for their no-quit and consistency.

First goals in 21 games... yawn, did skinny puppy finally wake up?

Speaking of 21... one goal ALL season.

More Swedes pls.

The only thing to be excited about is the audition of some of these guys for other teams.

Tkachuk's back.

20pts in 19gp.

2 more.

Greener just couldn't resist model Ziggy's full, Palffy lips.

Going PieHole, appropriately posted by FiveHole.

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2026 11:03 am Or is it the old "you're only gay if you're getting it"?

Or the classic, "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is"

"It's time for a change..." - Doug Armstrong to Frankie Aqua So now that the current Vancouver Canucks management team appears to be on track for a long rebuild, what does Francesco Aquilini think? Sounds like the Canucks owner is into it. <- O Rly? “The ownership is fully on board,” Canucks insider ...

Good take, BoS.

Amazing that Tocchet is completely unscathed after the shit hit the fan and splattered over everyone in the organization. Never forget, not only did he sneak out the back door, he also sneaked in through that same back door.

People were more than happy with QH as the new captain at the time. Let's not let feelings get in the way of facts. Hatred towards Miller was fanned by the media the very first day that trade was made. In reality, his low EQ just doesn't make a good captain... not necessarily on the ice or even in ...