This thread is way more better than talking Canucks Hockey!

Well deserved... VGK was fast-tracked to success and the cup by the league.

I hope their descent is just as quick, but also long and painful until they flee the desert like a pack of coyotes.

Go Torts, do your thing... 3x the psycho and make it hurt bad.

Not much to add here...

How can a guy with 3 rings be this incompetent? All squawk and no walk. His right-hand man acts like he's never done this job before.

I get how a bunch of HOFs in Pitts got his name on the cup twice, but was Carolina a total fluke? The Bungles boggles...

Heh heh, Jello...

Awful decision by Bahl to cause that goal.

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2026 7:52 pm Meg's and Mëds simultaneous synchronized wanking and crying

The real crying comes from the guy who's paying for that un-sellable lemon, who's team is in last place and is losing his long-time customers due to shit product.

Yeah, that was a pretty good showing by Doug. First fight where he wasn't over-powered and muscled to the ice. Klapka is big, but not on the level of fighters that Douglas faced in his other tussles. I'm focusing on the RHDs tonight. The usual steady Hronek (except on his big whiff) and Willander ...

Kapanen gets to call the shots?

After all those bombs thrown, it seems kind of strange to see Reaves lights go out from Olivier pulling back to thrown again? Didn't really see his elbow connect. Either way, couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Oscar?

I ranked Bird as the greatest NBA player ever (yes, better than Jordan). Nash was my favourite to watch. Same trajectory as the Sedins, very little athleticism but eventually mastered his unique blend of IQ and skills to dominate offensively. But technically, SGA is already the greatest Canadian NBA ...

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2026 6:54 am Nobody wants another damned Swede Strawbs. Jeezus.

This is the closest I've ever seen Megs get mad... at least hella annoyed.

Mug of Ovaltine, soothe that savage beast inside with some malty goodness.

Got to give a shout out to another big man, 3x MVP Jokic. Basketball IQ off the charts.

Don't get in Foreman's grill.

Justice was served (for once).

Worse yet, The Bungles will give us a big whiff of Stenchberg to see if Febreeze can still mask the odor.

Yeah, but Don, we need a PLAY-DRIVING winger so that Scoots can possibly be a PPG player again, don't ya know? A guy who is supposedly in his prime, the 1C, the highest-paid on the team and in the upper-echelon of all earners, needs a ROOKIE to help remove his face from milk cartons after being MIA ...