Tragic ketchup OD. His colleagues should have staged an intervention years ago.
I guess it's easy to say... in Heinz sight...
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- Tue Apr 28, 2026 1:06 pm
- Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
- Topic: Another one bites the dust
- Replies: 1569
- Views: 900550
- Tue Apr 28, 2026 10:30 am
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
- Replies: 2601
- Views: 581340
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Sad news. I really enjoyed Cheech as a color man.
But a bad diet will ketchup to you.
But a bad diet will ketchup to you.
- Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:59 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 1902
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
Well Mëds, if you're bringing back Dude to constantly adjust his draft lists, I feel like Blob would be perfect in the Stan McCammon role. I don't know what that is, but it would involve a lot of anger. Assistant GM (Director of Communications): Carl Yagro "Hey Peter, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS ...
- Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:48 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
- Replies: 167
- Views: 3671
Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
As long as Daniel Briere or Ken Holland likes Peter...
- Mon Apr 27, 2026 6:21 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
- Replies: 167
- Views: 3671
Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
I'm with ya, 'Tuzzi. Would definitely be fun.
Tocch is going out of his way to make another Russian available. He just hates them commies.
(Someone should tell him the fall of the Soviet Union happened in 1991)
EP for Michkov.
Tocch is going out of his way to make another Russian available. He just hates them commies.
(Someone should tell him the fall of the Soviet Union happened in 1991)
EP for Michkov.
- Sun Apr 26, 2026 6:43 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Milestones - 2026
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5638
Re: Milestones - 2026
Rossi could get Brock Flowing past it in half a season... provided they're given the ice-time they deserve over the highly paid one.
Honestly, where would Scooter's pt totals this season be without Debrusk's elite skills as a PP net presence?
THINK ABOUT IT.
Honestly, where would Scooter's pt totals this season be without Debrusk's elite skills as a PP net presence?
THINK ABOUT IT.
- Sun Apr 26, 2026 6:37 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
- Replies: 973
- Views: 1120509
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
How many miscarriages can the Petterssons endure?
- Sun Apr 26, 2026 1:56 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Random Hockey Shit
- Replies: 281
- Views: 98377
- Sat Apr 25, 2026 2:22 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 1902
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
I wouldn't wish that clown Gillis even on the Leaves... well, ok, maybe I would.
Dood is harsh dick-riding Sundin to get a chance back into the league.
Dood is harsh dick-riding Sundin to get a chance back into the league.
- Sat Apr 25, 2026 2:02 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
- Replies: 2601
- Views: 581340
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
He is the wider version of MaseyRay... who had one talent that enthralled fans but in reality, couldn't use it to stay in the NHL... unless they realize that they weren't top 6 offensive players. Same goes for CoHog. I'm sure you could dig up Topper's old scouting reports. Peeps got enthralled by ...
- Sat Apr 25, 2026 12:24 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Random Hockey Shit
- Replies: 281
- Views: 98377
Re: Random Hockey Shit
Gotta look up some Dave "Tiger" Wilson fights 
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 8:28 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
- Replies: 29
- Views: 11021
Re: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
I think you need to stop getting all horny and yanking off to the IKEA catalogue.
There's already too much Swedish junk in the house that you can't even give it away. Nobody wants it.
There's already too much Swedish junk in the house that you can't even give it away. Nobody wants it.
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:41 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
- Replies: 835
- Views: 147540
Re: 2026 NHL Draft
Yeah, I was just giving Cuz the gears for his Verhoeff skating report.
I know Keaton would still catch Peter easily and give him the ol' Matheson treatment.
I know Keaton would still catch Peter easily and give him the ol' Matheson treatment.
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:20 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
- Replies: 835
- Views: 147540
Re: 2026 NHL Draft
I can't quite remember... what was the scouting report on Peter's skating, speed and agility? How did he rank so high in his draft?
Probably a good thing that he wasn't scouted on his dedication or his toxic personality... would have probably dropped him way down.
Probably a good thing that he wasn't scouted on his dedication or his toxic personality... would have probably dropped him way down.
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:12 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
- Replies: 29
- Views: 11021
Re: Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond 2025/26
I'm with my boy Leves. I've been a diehard Canucks/Swedes fan since Gradin, Sundstrom, Naslund (when he wasn't choking)... huge Sedins backers when it wasn't cool. Butt fuck, enough failure already. Enough of the groundhog day, again and again, over and over. I Don't Got You Babe. It's not ...
