Siege of Granlunds. Nice pun :D Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the Canucks' announcer should tone down his goal announcements. Curb the enthusiasm. For a team that has one of the all-time, worse atrocious home records, that "Woo!" is not only unnecessary, but seriously embarrassing. I'm sure ...

I'm so sad... that the second uppercut didn't land.

I just want to remind everyone here that their team of choice hasn't won a damn thing in 56 years... we're closer to Dust In The Wind than Lustin' The Win.

You made me wanna feel old, so I plugged in the Strat and wanked out the Hotel California solo a couple a times. So satisfying...

The Sens move into a wildcard spot. I'm rooting for BUF and OTT, teams that have been rebuilding forever. It's good to see. Maybe it'll be us one day? Probably not... not with these fuckin' guys. Also, Martin Necas. Sure, he's been mostly a winger and plays with MacKinnon a lot, but if he was ...

That Landon DuPont should be what we are shooting for. He's a game breaker This is what I've been seeing in the scouting reports. Kid is looking like he may be the 1st overall pick in 2027. Supposedly was a big Canucks fan... until QH got traded. I know the new rules prohibit teams from winning the ...

"young core"

Define core, Propaganda Marketing Dept. Thank you.

"the next era of Canucks hockey is here."

Yes it is. Last place. <- This is a first for the franchise. Hopefully the pick will be the first. That will also be a first.

What types of changes is needed at the arena that it doesn't already have? The lurchy weirdos in the owners and management box Someone should send the CIA into Roger's to foment regime change. Remove the two without hair and the guy with the hair transplant. An ass lube vendor for the season ticket ...

The Canucks have had plenty of bad seasons in their 56-year history, but they’ve never actually finished dead-last before. They’ve also never picked first overall in the draft.

Canucks fans are hoping that changes in June.

I can almost see the finish line...

I guess Conroy can't handle a rebuild...

5 years?! Geez, you shoulda called My Cousin Vinny.

Losing half your shit and also a half decade of your yout...

Holy hell we need to drive a stake through it's heart It's bad when even Cuz won't go down on that subtle opening of the 5-hole. I don't know why, but new Kate suddenly reminded me of the Alien movie franchise... somebody call Sigourney Weaver. She's not as hot as that YT thing but she still has ...

Megs is sweating bullets!

EP ain’t no Warrior.

I just threw up. Thx Don. Bad plastic, Ozempic and premature aging. Even prime Kate can’t scrub out this image. On a completely different note…. I recently saw a YT ad with a 60 year old Marissa Tomei. Wow! She looked natural, untouched by work and like someone 20 years younger. Couldn’t tell if it w ...

You can't forget that the "1C" making $11.6M was 5th in team scoring last season.

EDIT: He was actually 6th in team scoring.

He will likely play more than 64gp this season, but he might have trouble beating last season's 45pts.