Amended..... Owner: Brian President Business Operations and NHL Govenor: Cornuck CEO and Alternate Govenor: Rats President of Hockey Operations: Don Lever - In charge of managing up and taking opportunities to delegate down and not give a shit from his island. General Manager: Topper Assistant GM ...

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 24, 2026 12:58 pm It all points to meddling owners. All of it. The dysfunction, the seemingly irrational order of hiring management and coaches, the disengaged players...

Until those idiots sell, we are doomed to re-live these scenarios until we are ready for the box

Cuz nails it.

Oh yeah. I would much rather Douglas dropping the mitts than Buium, Boeser or even Sasson for all kinds of reasons. The kids are going to need a Douglas or two the next couple of years. Hopefully D-Petey can develop some deterrence skills because he has the build and temperament for it. You don't ...

Topper wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2026 4:42 pm Brock is only 26 points back of Scooter in Canuck all time points. Does he surpass him next season?

I hope not. I hope both their point totals are locked.

Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the ...

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 9:41 am Is the Geriatric gone far enough to tell the media of his own demise weeks in advance?

Dare to dream!

I wonder if the veterans Brock (Worst +/- ever), Petey (Toxic), and Debrusk (I didnt sign up for this) all are asked for the 10 teams on the way out of the teams exit meetings this year?

<edit> -- add Demko to the list

Topper wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 9:12 am In typical Geriatric fashion, we've known through the media for days, early reports came weeks ago, that Alvin would be gone at season's end.

bruce, bo, jt, quinn ... the list goes on

True. dude needs to shut his pie hole.

I think The way to transition and finish the needed culture change is simple. Since we are not getting new ownership and a clean sweep 1) Fire Allvin, Hire Johnson. RJ knows the system, knows the team and its an easy transition. (DONE!) 2) Early next season (Novemberish - first losing streak), Fire ...

I think The way to transition and finish the needed culture change is simple. Since we are not getting new ownership and a clean sweep 1) Fire Allvin, Hire Johnson. RJ knows the system, knows the team and its an easy transition. (DONE!) 2) Early next season (Novemberish - first losing streak), Fire ...

Alright JPP. Its AI GM time again. ChatGM, who should be the Canucks next captain? "I assume you mean the God awful Vancouver Canucks of the NHL. The criteria is simple. Any player stupid enough to want to play there is qualified. Current contender are Hronek, Blueger and Chytil. Although Chytil ...

Yeah. Cootes looked good last night. Had a great 2nd period

theman wrote: ↑Sun Apr 12, 2026 2:08 pm The lack of posters wanting to see the Wild fail is concerning me.

Out in 5 games.

Bluegers is not an obvious choice for Captain, but he’s one of the better options out there. Has always played the right way, capable 3rd-/4th-liner. Not a big personality, but he has a ring and experience playing with winners like Crosby. He also wants to stay - even after management was u ...

SO chit chatting about the upcoming offseason, and had an idea.. Rutherford needs to hear this. JR needs to go to the owners, and ask if he can purchase a couple more draft picks for the future, to speed the rebuild. Then, send a prewritten message to agents for July 1st. The message is "Vancouver ...