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rats19 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:17 pm

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:44 pm The Bruins draw even and Craig Simpson is upset

Now ahead….. enraged

I caught that!

Craig 'Homer' Simpson.

I’m content with moving Boeser this off season :D :lol: The inevitable adjustment! Watching Lafferty, Mikheyev, and Suter bobble passes and shoot in to the goalies chest for the past few months has been a treat. Can't wait to get rid of Boeser so we can go from having one top six wing to having zer...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yIE1EBf-nRo



Joe Burgundy reading the teleprompter confusedly:

"Imagine what we can do next... four?... more?... years?... PAUSE"

Last week, just for a joke, the teleprompter guy typed in:

"Cannibals ate my uncle."

True story.

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:06 pm I won't be rioting this year.

Sorry.

Please reconsider dear ringleader, we're nothing without you!

Aaronp18 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:53 am Oh and let’s throw Demmer in the hyperbaric chamber while we’re at it.

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 9:30 pm I’m content with moving Boeser this off season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj9JSkSpRlM



Flamethrowing Robot Dogs, now just $10K apiece, get 'em while they're hot!

Mëds wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:09 pm Hyman would be a 3rd line scrub without 97

Oh c'mon, he's been a top-sixer for seven seasons now, his entire career!

DaFock dude, is he Swedish or something?

Brian CC wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:38 pm the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you...

DeLever has won with DeSmith before... 3-1 Nuckies.

Picker of Cherries wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:52 am I was a little off with that avoiding U2 and wearing black were important keys to this series.

Picker of Cherries wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:23 pm Damn Demko news kills them.
I knew they shouldn’t have played U2, and they should have worn black!

Per wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:13 pm If I click the ”Is there a god?” thread, the server replies ”… does not exist”

So… does this resolve the question?

The server is possessed by the devil.

Anyone know what the cap hit of the team Vegas iced tonight is? https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/what-is-the-total-cap-hit-of-vegas-game-1-lineup-vs-dallas/ They're only ~$750K over the cap on the 20 guys dressed. (but usually... in the regular season... we count 23 players) Most teams are icin...

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:23 pm I think those money bags are weighing him down.

Kind of like Tuco in the desert in The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly.

This!

Petey should improve as he heads into his prime years.

Miller should decline over that same time frame.

The cap is set to explode in a few years.

All these things are taken into account in contract negotiations.