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by damonberryman
Sat Apr 23, 2022 12:23 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News n Notes 21-22
Replies: 6578
Views: 272760

Re: Canucks News n Notes 21-22

...sorry to hear that man. How hard did it hit you? Like a wicked ass flu? Or worse? Yeah I’d say like a wicked flu/cold. Lotsa puking, head cold, horrible dry cough and body aches. The kids are fine, only mild symptoms. Wife has had one positive and one negative. She’s not confirmed yet. Starting ...
by damonberryman
Thu Apr 21, 2022 10:32 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP
Replies: 166
Views: 3873

Re: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP

Four marriages! Of course, I am also a Canuck fan Clearly a glutton for punishment! They were all great with the possible exception of Wife Number Two. I met her in Montreal when I was brand new clean and sober. Six foot and a body for fantasy, a real redhead who claimed the scars on her hand were ...
by damonberryman
Mon Apr 18, 2022 9:02 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP
Replies: 166
Views: 3873

Re: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP

he was a better singer back in the day. 50 years of deepthroating footlongs has taken its toll I do not know about you Straw. Some of what you post is really decent and now and then you play dirty. AND how do you know sucking foot longs gives you a sore throat lol :D I can only assume by all the ho...
by damonberryman
Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:54 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP
Replies: 166
Views: 3873

Re: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP

Cousin Strawberry wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:08 pm
damonberryman wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:57 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 2:28 pm
donlever wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 2:26 pm
Carl Yagro wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 2:20 pm For this shit, I live to love
Cuz fucks aliens.
Image
where did you get this pic of my wife?
Edmonton?

(Natasha Henstridge's hometown)
lmao
by damonberryman
Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:57 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP
Replies: 166
Views: 3873

Re: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP

Cousin Strawberry wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 2:28 pm
donlever wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 2:26 pm
Carl Yagro wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 2:20 pm For this shit, I live to love
Cuz fucks aliens.
Image
where did you get this pic of my wife?
by damonberryman
Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:56 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP
Replies: 166
Views: 3873

Re: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP

Cousin Strawberry wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 12:24 pm
Per wrote: Mon Apr 18, 2022 12:11 pm he was a better singer back in the day.
50 years of deepthroating footlongs has taken its toll
I do not know about you Straw. Some of what you post is really decent and now and then you play dirty.
AND how do you know sucking foot longs gives you a sore throat lol :D
by damonberryman
Mon Apr 18, 2022 7:52 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP
Replies: 166
Views: 3873

Re: GDT: Stars @ Nucks April 18 7:30 pm SNP

Fat Broads and English Teachers. It's like an Elton John album. OH! I'd buy that! :D Sounds like something he'd do back in the early 1970's when he was a fricking genius! Saw him live in Uppsala a couple of years ago. He is still an amazing piano player, but he was a better singer back in the day. ...
by damonberryman
Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:20 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Trade Rumours & Armchair Pipe Dreams 20-21-22 Sponsored by SKYO
Replies: 4356
Views: 214587

Re: Trade Rumours & Armchair Pipe Dreams 20-21-22 Sponsored by SKYO

I am ambivalent towards JT. If he signs a contract that fits the team's objectives, great. And if we trade him for a pair of 1st round picks, and a RHD, that's cool too. 1st round picks can also be traded for impact players. They don't have to be used. So, trading JT this summer can fix a few holes...
by damonberryman
Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:06 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Yotes @ Nucks April14 7 pm SNP
Replies: 92
Views: 2353

Re: GDT: Yotes @ Nucks April14 7 pm SNP

Got to admit, reading the thread tonight makes me smile in a real good way. Thanks. Now, as far as Pods goes, we got us a real power forward. We also seem to be using our farm team quite well. I am looking forward to the time the Belorussian will play. Also, what about the goalie in the Valley? Dipi...
by damonberryman
Thu Apr 14, 2022 4:16 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Yotes @ Nucks April14 7 pm SNP
Replies: 92
Views: 2353

Re: GDT: Yotes @ Nucks April14 7 pm SNP

Cherry Picker wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:13 am
rats19 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:04 am No point in losing this one
Exactly, so…
(Remembering Detroit)
4-3 Yotes
fuck
by damonberryman
Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:34 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 18590
Views: 2588936

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

That was a pillow punch. If he was mad he would have drilled him I got to tell you I would rather be punched than slapped. That was what is known as a 'bitch slap'. Fucker deserved it. Man, I like that he stood up for his wife and told Rock to keep her name out of his fucking mouth. Then he wins an...
by damonberryman
Sun Mar 27, 2022 3:31 pm
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)
Replies: 18590
Views: 2588936

Re: Around the league (signings, RFAs injuries)

I am not saying number 2 is a great player but all the talk of needing grease and we ignore him. How the hell did we let him go in the first place? All he does is come back with two rings and protects Huggy. Luke is the guy who fights and hits and blocks. He is also a good honest interview. He is sl...
by damonberryman
Fri Mar 11, 2022 6:01 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Canucks vs Washington Mar 11 700 PM PST SNP
Replies: 146
Views: 4539

Re: GDT: Canucks vs Washington Mar 11 700 PM PST SNP

There are times when a woman has to say what's on her mind Even though she knows how much it's gonna hurt Before I say another word, let me tell you "I love you" Let me hold you close, and say these words as gently as I can "There's been another man that I've needed and I've loved But that doesn't ...
by damonberryman
Fri Mar 11, 2022 5:56 pm
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT: Canucks vs Washington Mar 11 700 PM PST SNP
Replies: 146
Views: 4539

Re: GDT: Canucks vs Washington Mar 11 700 PM PST SNP

We're Rolling. Cuz loves his Stones. https://youtu.be/nyxMAyh9XVQ nyxMAyh9XVQ Canucks playin', like a cross-fire hurricane While Blob whines, 'bout our city's pouring rain Our teams alright now, we can skate shoot and pass We seem just fine now, since we fired Travis Greens Ass, ass, ass Was Jim Be...
by damonberryman
Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:20 am
Forum: Game Day Forum
Topic: GDT. Vancouver at Toronto. Mar 5. 4:00 PST on SN, ESPN+
Replies: 134
Views: 5276

Re: GDT. Vancouver at Toronto. Mar 5. 4:00 PST on SN, ESPN+

Nice rhyme. The fact we are even discussing the trade of Miller says how fucked up this town is with hockey. BerryMan. Doyle won’t like this one bit Oh my goodness what am I to do? Regarding Pearson, the more we win the better he plays. BTW? Who is Doyle when he is at home? if it is someone I dealt...