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He must have fingers like English Bangers You spend a lot of time comparing men's finger to sausage sizes. I know a lot of women who do that. One post now = “a lot of time” Oh, did I use hyperbole? How obnoxious of me. I sincerely hope you are not butt hurt. [/b] That depends on the size of your ba...

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:56 pm He must have fingers like English Bangers

Thats what my girlfriend used to call them anyways.

A shocker...I know.

Gesus I know why tantalum turned so bitter. He’s apparently 292 pounds. LOL!!! He’s lived in the States too long I guess. What a fucking glutton! Where is the info coming from? The GDT vs the Ducks. Getting that fat would make me angry as well so I kinda get why he might be sour I got fatter than t...

Gesus I know why tantalum turned so bitter. He’s apparently 292 pounds. LOL!!! He’s lived in the States too long I guess. What a fucking glutton! Where is the info coming from? The GDT vs the Ducks. Getting that fat would make me angry as well so I kinda get why he might be sour I got fatter than t...

My ears are burning...

Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:37 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:05 pm Wake up Eddy and Tant.

+1

I'm so warm and cozy... I don't wanna get outta bed.

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:17 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:13 pm You’re being a bit of a chunt

Well said.

*un-bans Pauser*

*re-bans Pauser*

Still the same old chocksucker with phenis envy.

Am I dong it right?

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:04 pm In other words: Let it rip!

Now thats some damn fine moderating right there I tell ya what.

btw- did you kill Corny to get the gig or has it become a two man job now?

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:49 am (I put that in Chilliwackese for Eddy's benefit)

Chilliwackian you ignorant fuck.

(Sorry DOC, just testing the censorship...)

Are we allowed to swear here or has it become more of a family place?

I'm feeling a little backed up.

Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:42 am Eddy Reef will share the gimp trunk if you promise to sanitize the ball gag after

Zed is dead.

That's sad Eddy... you couldn't have just joined Blob's awesome-zealous cult to protect you from Doc? Although in return for amnesty, you might be forced to wear a ball-gag and be gimped out to the other members. I'm not into the hazing but this awesome-zealous cult of Blob's sounds interesting... ...

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:26 am Eddy, I'm breaking your heart for your own damn good!

Tough love. Just what the DOC ordered.

Hank wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:13 am Holy shit, EPC!

Where ya been?

At HF hiding from Stangelove and his unexplainable love for Benning. It just breaks my heart to see what Doc has become so I had to leave.

He still finds me there from time to time though.

Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Dec 08, 2018 5:39 pmthis is the Mock HFCanucks thread...

Then why wasn't I invited?

rats19 wrote: Mumps

Indeed.