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by Per
Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:02 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 553
Views: 8855

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Hockey Widow wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:09 pm
I'm so done with this. I haven't been out in three weeks. I need to get out tomorrow no matter what. But Im afraid there is a Covid around every corner!
Just load up on toilet paper rolls!

This is how you beat Corona:
https://www.facebook.com/565807262/post ... 274777263/
by Per
Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:08 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: US Erection 12 *AND* 16 *AND* 20
Replies: 4408
Views: 339688

Re: US Erection 12 *AND* 16 *AND* 20

It’s amazing how much better it is for the US economy to have a democrat in the White House. Here’s a look at the last six US presidents. After 38 months in office the S&P 500 index had risen... 70.5% under Obama 47.1% under Clinton 35.7% under The Original Bush 22.9% under Reagan 14.4% under Trump ...
by Per
Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:35 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Pitt Meadows
Replies: 16
Views: 227

Re: Pitt Meadows

Just keep in mind that pitt means dick in Swedish. Dong. Cock. Prick.
Petey and Marks may have second thoughts about coming over if you live there.
by Per
Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:14 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 553
Views: 8855

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

In a crisis like this, people are always looking for a goat.

In Wales, that's an easy task: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-52103967
by Per
Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:56 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: Muzac For Munsters
Replies: 642
Views: 83398

Re: Muzac For Munsters

by Per
Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:35 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 553
Views: 8855

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

dbr wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:37 pm
Hey guys, what’s new? Everyone doing alright? Just checking in on the well-being of my elders in these troubled times :lol:
Pretty sure I have corona.

Read somewhere that half the people who have it don't show any symptoms, and then it dawned on me - my god! That's me! I have this. :shock:
by Per
Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:21 am
Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
Topic: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020
Replies: 4514
Views: 200619

Re: Canucks News n Notes 2019-2020

Eddie has a hell of a good personality. He was an average goalie at best. Seems like a good guy, hope he does well. Screw nice guys, we need assholes!! :evil: Nah, a backup goalie that is well liked by his team mates and brings cheer to the locker room is an asset. An asshole as your backup goalie ...
by Per
Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:31 am
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 553
Views: 8855

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

”I wish these 20’s will be just like the roaring 20’s”
One pandemic coming up!
”No, that’s not what I meant...”
Stock exchanges crashing around the world!
”Wait! Stop this!”
Bars closing!
”Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!”
Massive layoffs across the board!
” ... ”
by Per
Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:33 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 553
Views: 8855

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Local restaurant shut down and laid off all their staff when inside dining was curtailed. The owner just re-opened with a couple of volunteers to do curbside service. Fucking scabs! They wouldn’t be able to do that here. If you are laid off because of work shortage, and the company is hiring within...
by Per
Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:06 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 553
Views: 8855

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Local restaurant shut down and laid off all their staff when inside dining was curtailed. The owner just re-opened with a couple of volunteers to do curbside service. Fucking scabs! They wouldn’t be able to do that here. If you are laid off because of work shortage, and the company is hiring within...
by Per
Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:37 pm
Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
Topic: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)
Replies: 553
Views: 8855

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

So, to sum up, if this is over in a month or two, or even a few months, the economy will bounce back in no time. After that, the longer it takes, the more real damage will occur. I respect your opinion in these matters Per. Wow! Where did this come from? :o Have you checked your temperature lately?...