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Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 5:47 am Looks like Tocchet is gonna get this club back to respectability closing out the season with another 15th overall pick with our pick.

Yup. The raisin and his bitches are busy scouting soft, ineffectual euro wingers as we speak in anticipation of another top-dead-center pick

Boeser is one of the most shocking cases of career off a cliff I've ever seen. Cal Clusterfuck really clusterfucked Brock

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:41 pm Is a wildcard spot still attainable?

You just know we're gonna make a push now.

Have to get to top dead center

Strangelove wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:19 pm

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 6:14 pm "But Yogi, why is that guy in the corner filming himself beating off in the reverse-POV style?"

"Nevermind him Boo-Boo, just drink this and try to relax."

With the macro lens and everything

SKYO wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 5:07 pm Sportsnet hypothetical trade, uniting all the Hughes bros together blockbuster.

To NJ: Quinn Hughes

To VAN: Mercer, Nemec, cond. 1st.

I preferred what Cassie said in response better

If we have a shot at obtaining the 1st O/A pick we would need to include QH and that's where I go instead

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 4:58 pm Gotta be pretty happy about that period.

The boys look so much quicker already

2Fingers wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 4:11 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:50 pm I think I'll peek in on how Bo "2 playoff assists in 17 games" Horvat is going to fare for his new sugar daddy...



Pathetic....no wonder we sucked the whole time he was here

Maybe too busy scoring the 10 goals to go with the 2 assists?

Bo knows what's best for Bo...and Bo alone

I think I'll peek in on how Bo "2 playoff assists in 17 games" Horvat is going to fare for his new sugar daddy...



Pathetic....no wonder we sucked the whole time he was here

Bo's first scoring slump is going to destroy him. The GM's first comment after signing him is how shitty the contract is Can he handle that heat? He's always been put on a pedestal, how is he going to like being the overpaid bum?

Bo will be traded fairly early i think

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 11:26 am
Cuz, pace yourself as you jerk off in the corner (not this Corner) tonight.

Whadya mean I'm jerking off right now

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:05 am I'm so glad I don't have Splortsnet anymore. Freed from the slavish devotion to a loser.

Na I prefer to jerk off in the corner while crying

Every team that inexplicably avoid drafting defensemen in the first round look like this

I wonder if he said the same thing about Kovalchuk

Doc, the geriatric and robo Swede committed 8x8 to someone not as good and older than Bo Nope, JT is a much better driver on offense + a better passer/setup guy versus Bo, and they both are not good defensively, Petey is like a Selke trophy winner when comparing him to JT and Bo's defense awareness...

Blob goes into hiding right around fundraising season again...hmmmmmmmmmm