Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Sat Apr 18, 2026 7:56 pm I was going to suggest the mods to put Tciso's post into a new Hall of Shame thread... so wickedly dark.

I feel unsafe now walking outside, knowing Tciso is cruising around trying to clear cap space.

Thats why you love me. Team first !!

Gentle contact in traffic. Catch a rut. Fall awkwardly. Helmet slips a bit as the chin strap pops loose. Shoulder hits the ice. The audible sharp crack of a puck popping off the defense's stick. A blinding pain behind the left ear as the occipital bone fractures, spraying fragments into the ...

theman wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:09 pm

Tciso wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 6:07 pm

Ronning's Ghost wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 5:02 pm

2Fingers wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 4:09 pm I think I need to change my handle to 6 fingers.

My name is Inigo Montoya...

Stop saying that!

You killed my love for hockey, prepare to die!

I know something you don't know - EP40 is not left handed (queue epic fight music)

JelloPuddingPop wrote: ↑Fri Apr 10, 2026 9:11 am Only 145 blocked shots. Certainly isn't worthy of a 1C on my team!

145 times EP40 was silently hoping "maybe this will be the shot that ends my misery here".

Ronning's Ghost wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 5:02 pm

2Fingers wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 4:09 pm I think I need to change my handle to 6 fingers.

My name is Inigo Montoya...

Stop saying that!

Hockey Widow wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2026 11:44 am . I mean I'm ready......

Wrong thread, Wids. You want the 'Wet n Wild' thread.

Draft lottery day is May 5th. Cinco de Mayo. And Taco Tuesday.

It should be a good day to suck back a few ICE cold Tecate and chew on some churos as we watch the 'Nucks slide to 3rd.

The Canucks have just won 4-3 three games in a row. Rats wins. I don't care about your stupid rules. Rats wins.

Cootes 8 games. 4 goals, 10 points.

He is tied for goals, and 1 assist short of tying for team points. Not bad for a loaded team.

Alright JPP. Its AI GM time again. ChatGM, who should be the Canucks next captain? "I assume you mean the God awful Vancouver Canucks of the NHL. The criteria is simple. Any player stupid enough to want to play there is qualified. Current contender are Hronek, Blueger and Chytil. Although Chytil has ...

Hronek had a fight/scuffle tonight. It follows Blueger's fight last game. Is this "team toughness", or the cost of auditioning for team captain?

Ya can't win the cup if you can't beat the 20th overall team. Go Canucks.

Perhaps isolating the why is this happening and solving the issue by making it less tempting/fruitful to do so would be a superior angle of approach from our fearless leaders. the numbers are soaring now though because of increased taxation and reduced private sector jobs . Don, I do believe Mëds ...

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 11:53 pm

Heh Heh. Heh Heh.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Shuddup Beavis.

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:14 am

theman wrote: ↑Sun Apr 12, 2026 2:08 pm The lack of posters wanting to see the Wild fail is concerning me.

Out in 5 games.

+1