Topper wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2026 12:40 pm The live in squeeze of Liberal Finance Minister, Franky Bubbles is VP, Environment with Alto

How many barrels per day will this train move?

Don't worry. We have a $90 billion train from tarana to moe-re-all that will unite the country. That's $1billion per gender/mile of track, and a spare $18 billion for apologies and new gender appropriate color matched queueing cards to ensure the genders board in the appropriate intersection defined ...

AI told me we should draft McKenna. We don't need a GM. ChatGTP, an Ouija board, some darts, and an illegally smuggled 66er of Wild Turkey will suffice here. And, some hip waders, just for appearances. Add in an Uber Eats card, and I can replace the sammich makers too.

Mëds wrote: ↑Wed Apr 01, 2026 9:09 pm

We will be short a lot more than 3400 officers if chipmunk boy sends the RCs door to door.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Wed Apr 01, 2026 4:01 pm Don't see the word 'emergency' - so I'm guessing it's not for tonight.

The Vancouver Canucks have recalled Ty Mueller from Abbotsford.

At this point, what would qualify as an emergency?

Monday evening $1700/plate fundraiser with Carney, Hodgeson, Gun Shy Gary and Ma has dropped the Ma. chopped like sticks Its not an issue. Every thing was made clear in the Asian Infrastructure investment bank report from the dept of finance. And by "clear", I mean 25 of 26 pages are all black. Its ...

Not much point in having lips like that, if she isn't going to use them. I bet her University days were wild.

BCExpat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 30, 2026 2:13 pm I hope VGK get a bit of a bump from Trots and kick the crap out of the Oilers in the playoffs. Once the Oilers are out, then I hope VGK get punted.

I like how you think.

Can someone tell this team we won the tankathon. We are playing like we just won gold, but think we can get still get silver and bronze too at these special Olympics.

Avi Lewis wins. Bring on the good times.
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They have included Transport Canada I had not heard that last part. Fucking hilarious. The Liberals.....Canada's natural governing party are naturally continuing the tradition of making Canada an ever increasing farce. Between Transport Canada and the Coast Guard, it’s about $7 billion. Take that o ...

Rats is like a Canadian soldier with ptsd from the battle of Kapyong. when the the barista at Tim Hortons asked if he wanted cream and sugar, instead of saying with a thousand yard stare, “they just kept coming”, Rats auto responds with “4-3 nucks ”.

...but one would have to think that it would have been Ian’s job to pick which goalies were staying and Alvin’s job to get value, no? That's what I'm saying - Clark (likely, or should have) made the decisions, and then it was a matter of going with 3 goalies (until Demko got injured) or moving Sil ...

Topper wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 4:34 pm Grizzlies worst season was 7 home wins of 25 home games

Canucks currently have 8 wins in 37 home games

So, we are 1 better than the Grizzlies were. Our future is as sunny as a Vancouver winter.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 11:59 am

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 11:54 am The trick, IMO, is that if they hand Buium an 8 year deal with that kind of money, it sure as fuck better not have any movement restrictions.

Narrator: "But the contract did indeed have an NMC"

Ewew. Creepy Keith Morrison Dateline voice.