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- Sat Apr 25, 2026 11:44 am
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
- Replies: 135
- Views: 2596
- Sat Apr 25, 2026 11:41 am
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
- Replies: 135
- Views: 2596
Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
So you keep bringing up and saying... Hence. Jihad. Jihad would mean converting their players and fans to become Canucks, and putting the infidels that do not convert to death. Followed by burning their city and salting the earth their stadium once stood. Wishing them to lose is so far from jihad ...
- Sat Apr 25, 2026 11:37 am
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
- Replies: 135
- Views: 2596
Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
If you want to insulate Bouch, and his defensive liability, you need a shutout down line, and a few other dmen who understand defense. And a goalie. Anaheim is too deep for Edmonton. I hope it ends in 5.
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 9:28 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks Young Guns
- Replies: 6966
- Views: 2744869
Re: Canucks Young Guns
Cooter with 2 more points tonight. Not bad for a pussy.
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 4:05 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
- Replies: 2585
- Views: 574165
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
. (Pet peeve, Canucks are among the worst passing teams in the league, it means they play slow event when their foot speed is adequate….) Yeah. The eye test confirms. Foote needs to either practice passing, or practice kicking pucks up from skate to stick, and reaching 3 feet further to receive bad ...
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 3:07 pm
- Forum: Creeper's Bar & Grill
- Topic: Just Not ready
- Replies: 2321
- Views: 807392
Re: Just Not ready
I wouldn’t think so. The average family contributes less than $7000 toward their health care costs annually. Which is less than 15% of the median income. (And at that median household income, if you have enough kids, you might qualify for subsidy). And for that, you are getting some of the best d ...
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 2:47 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
- Replies: 826
- Views: 142222
Re: 2026 NHL Draft
I think we should sacrifice Chytil to the hockey gods. May the odds forever be in your favour. Would a Chytil bobblehead be in bad taste? Asking for a friend. Nope. Sometimes the best thing a flower can do is die. Crack that dude’s skull like the eggshell it is and make a quiche worthy of the H ...
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 2:43 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
- Replies: 2585
- Views: 574165
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
As a team that is only short 1 top center, and 4 top 6 wingers (give or take a center), we have no need to get rid of Hogs. We have him for 2 more years. Let's see what he turns into. Right now, i think he is 50/50 to turn into a top 6 winger. If he doesn't, trade him at the 2028 tdd for a 4th. But ...
- Fri Apr 24, 2026 2:29 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2026 NHL Draft
- Replies: 826
- Views: 142222
Re: 2026 NHL Draft
I think we should sacrifice Chytil to the hockey gods. May the odds forever be in your favour.
Would a Chytil bobblehead be in bad taste? Asking for a friend.
Would a Chytil bobblehead be in bad taste? Asking for a friend.
- Thu Apr 23, 2026 7:37 am
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
- Replies: 135
- Views: 2596
Re: 2025-26 OOTS: Playoffs Edition
They are keeping their zoo animal tethered to the goal post. Good call.Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2026 10:14 pm Notice we're not seeing the end to end rushes from Myers that used to electrify Canucks fans.
Tyler seems to be playing a more conservative game in Dallas.
- Thu Apr 23, 2026 7:34 am
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
- Replies: 48
- Views: 1072
Re: Who Do U Want to See as Next GM of the Nucks?
I'm hearing that Mr Aquilini will be making the call, not Rutherford. As much as I don't teust Rutherford, this is bad news, if true. Yah, it makes sense though. Aqua-man writes the cheques and it sounds like JR intends to ease out of his role/job. Whoever they bring on will have to have a good ...
- Wed Apr 22, 2026 5:07 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
- Replies: 968
- Views: 1112420
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
You thinking if they hire Doan - he could trade EP40 on wing and a prayer? Well, keeping scooter has Bald Jovial Livin' On A Prayer. Fanbase gets to taste the Bad Medicine. Hiring Jeezus Freak to handle the Pagan Messiah... could be interesting if he GMs like he played. Let's just say little Joey ...
- Wed Apr 22, 2026 5:05 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
- Replies: 2585
- Views: 574165
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Hope Hoglander gets a chance to hit the offseason on a high note. I don't know what happened to the kid, but he looked a little broken out there. Lot of energy and effort that led to... nothing. He had a high ankle sprain last fall requiring surgery. High ankle sprains are a bitch. Most guys follow ...
- Tue Apr 21, 2026 4:58 pm
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
- Replies: 2585
- Views: 574165
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Ona a happier note, 9 years after we traded Burrows for Dahlin, and then Dahlin for Karlsson, we got a good year of hockey out of Karlsson. What surprises me is we made 2 good trades for declining assets, and then stuck with Karlsson for 6 years as he grew into an NHL player. I know this is business ...
- Mon Apr 20, 2026 7:09 am
- Forum: Canucks Corner Chat
- Topic: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
- Replies: 2585
- Views: 574165
Re: Canucks News N Notes 25-26
Anyone surprised JR dropped a bombshell that the toxicity didn’t end until month ago? But now it’s utopia. :roll: So, Hughes was toxic? Or Myers. Definitely Myers and his poison toad licking. Or maybe Gnarland was microdosing only half the team. I got it. Kiefer parked his Hatley by the hvac for the ...
