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2004 for the summer?

No that was the lockout....dunno

A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart...

Madcombinepilot wrote:

here's an ass joke for ya MCP


What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?




























His ass.



rex

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to sel...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for bout 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a girl a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pe...

NeoCanuck wrote:A Old One..

Which Sexual Position is the Best for making ugly babies?

Ask Your Mom.

^_^

you trying to make some kinda point here neo?? double posting same stoopid joke..

an aging prostitute walked into the bar. As she slid herself up on to the barstool she slowly sank to the ground....


rex

THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING JOKE I HAVE READ IN MONTHS!!!!! thanks. :) no probs... :lol: A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a > > > > > loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where > >a > > > > > drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is ...

CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and te...

CINDERELLA > >Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let >her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, >and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the >ball, but only on two conditions. > >"First, you must wear a d...

A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with > >a beautiful young lady on his side. > >"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. > > > > > >The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding > >ring priced at $5,000. > > > > > >"I don't thin...

clean as a whistle. Two guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digg...

ZoSo wrote:It's just a word folks.

It's no worse than 'Desk' or 'Sky'.

People shouldn't let a word affect them in the way that it does...

-Zoso

(Someone start a censorship thread)

or I see my friend Jack on the flight to miami and yell out Hi then his name which is only a word of course....

ZoSo wrote:It's just a word folks.

It's no worse than 'Desk' or 'Sky'.

People shouldn't let a word affect them in the way that it does...

-Zoso

(Someone start a censorship thread)

rex runs thru harlem yelling "desk. sky..." with no fear of his life.hehe

rex

If the mods want to change the subject line then that's fine with me. I just hate seeing it in the new messages every time I load up the board, it makes me cringe. I'm all for talking about whatever you want to talk about, just don't want to see that word all the time. I dont like to se the words"m...

not sure that request shud be adhered too.. While it may be a disheartening subject, those participating have a right to do just that. Now, if people respect your request and quit, excellent but you have a choice and I dont think IMHO that you have a right to stop it, you can ask though....... maybe...